Beautiful Celebz

It is being reported that John Mayer is being heckled at his shows because he split with Jennifer Aniston but he is probably being heckled cause his music sucks. Still doesn't help that he hooked up with one of the unluckiest women on the planet. Her career peaked with Friends and then she got married, got divorced and then starred in a bunch of embarrassing and ironic movies like The Break Up and He's Just Not That Into You. Anyway, I don't see the reason why he split with Jennifer in the first place. She is smokin' hot but must be TERRIBLE in bed to have so many guys dump her on her ass.

John Mayer as I reported yesterday has pretty much fucked every nice piece of tail in Hollywood and I will forever be jealous of him. Now he has his eyes on Kim Kardashian but since he isn't a 300 lb. football player, he will never fuck her. I never really had a thing for Kim Kardashian but if she was naked in my bed and begging for sex, I guess I would tap that shit. You gotta admire Mayer. This is definitely a challenge. I guess when you fucked every desirable chick in H-wood, you gotta make life interesting.

Taylor Swift thinks she is the best song writer in the world and thinks that every little thing that happens to her in her life merits a song. I'll take a double espresso please, oooh, that would be good lyrics. Nice hair Taylor! That is going in my song book. Pretty soon this chick will be singing about taking a dump. Anyway, she wrote a song called Dear John which is being speculated that it is about John Mayer who she collaborated with in 2009. John is pretty much my idol because he has been able to have sex with pretty much all the hot chicks in Hollywood. If I were in John Mayer's shoes I would do my best to have anal with Jessica Alba and then blow my head off because there is literally nothing in this world left to do.