Beautiful Celebz

Kim Kardashian who is probably as talented at making music as she is at heart surgery is going to be releasing a single soon and guess who she got to produce it? Kanye West. Of course Kanye could butcher a pink squirrel on stage at one of his concerts and it would just make more people show up. "Did you hear about the squirrel? Yea, he butchered that fucker! I hope he kills two tonight." This dude can do no wrong in the eyes of his fans. Even if it means helping a talentless chick spread her talentless...ness to losers across the globe. The fact that she is the owner of two butt cheeks that he likes to put his penis between makes a difference in this scenario.

Rumors have been floating around quite a bit the past few days because the once reputable MediaTakeOut.com reported that Kim Kardashian was pregnant with Kanye wets's baby. I wasn't even aware that they were bumping uglies but I wouldn't be all that surprised if they were. Anyway, as it turns out she is not pregnant but that would have been pretty cool if she were. Not because they are both stars and would make an interesting couple, but because if Kim got pregnant, that would mean her ass would actually get fatter than it already is. That would be a site to see. That is something they could put in Ripley's Believe It Or Not.