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Kim Kardashian was pretty good friends with Paris Hilton for a long time many years ago but Kim's oversized ass and bitchy attitude caused them to separate. That and Paris is one of the hottest chicks who has ever lived and is just kind of famous...because. As Kim has to work for her fame. Once Kim realized she can be famous without having to leach on to anyway by releasing her own sex tape, the offers came rolling in. And there is even a rumor circulating in certain circles saying another Kim K sex tape is on the way. And of course you can expect one from Paris in the years to come as well cause you know that bitch can not resist. Anyway, they are friends again so let's all eat a piece of cake and give a sigh of indifference because these two will never be president. Even of a McDonalds.

First she hates them and now she likes them. I love them cause Kim is pretty hot and I never refuse to look at pics of a hot chick without her clothes on. Of course Kim really shouldn't be quick to hate on anything involving her and nudity cause if she didn't take her clothes off in the first place, there would be a snowball's chance in hell of her ever being famous. So yes, as sure as the sun rises and sets, you can be sure that Kim Kardashian will be removing clothing and showing off that massive ass of hers once again for some magazine or some porno or something.

Kim Kardashian who is probably as talented at making music as she is at heart surgery is going to be releasing a single soon and guess who she got to produce it? Kanye West. Of course Kanye could butcher a pink squirrel on stage at one of his concerts and it would just make more people show up. "Did you hear about the squirrel? Yea, he butchered that fucker! I hope he kills two tonight." This dude can do no wrong in the eyes of his fans. Even if it means helping a talentless chick spread her talentless...ness to losers across the globe. The fact that she is the owner of two butt cheeks that he likes to put his penis between makes a difference in this scenario.

Kim Kardashian is saying that she will stay single throughout 2011 but I am seriously doubting that shit. This chick hooks up with a new guy almost every night and she will always need something to put up that massive pooper of hers. Anyway, yea so that is her New Years Resolution. My New Years Resolution? To quit smoking so much crack and masturbating furiously to pictures of Kim K. I can do it. One is more addictive than the other. I will let you decide which.

Justin Bieber trading cards. Jesus God- Celebrity Dirty Laundry

After shooting down rumors that she was pregnant with Kanye West's baby, Kim Kardashian decided to get a fresh perspective on her love life and ditch the douche bag Gabriel Aubry and very back on to the open market. I don't stand a chance with her because I do not like chicks with big asses but I am sure she will find someone desperate enough to be in the tabloids to date her so they can see their mug in the glossys.

Maury Povich will sell you a young girl's virginity- Celebrity Dirty Laundry

Rumors have been floating around quite a bit the past few days because the once reputable MediaTakeOut.com reported that Kim Kardashian was pregnant with Kanye wets's baby. I wasn't even aware that they were bumping uglies but I wouldn't be all that surprised if they were. Anyway, as it turns out she is not pregnant but that would have been pretty cool if she were. Not because they are both stars and would make an interesting couple, but because if Kim got pregnant, that would mean her ass would actually get fatter than it already is. That would be a site to see. That is something they could put in Ripley's Believe It Or Not.

Kim Kardashian and a shit load of other celebrities are going to sign off on Twitter and other social networking sites in an effort to raise $1 million for charities this week. I am sure sluts like Tila Tequila will not be able to keep their trap shut long enough to make the deadline but that is just one person. Kim Kardashian,Taylor Swift and Lady GaGa are just a few of the celebs that are pledging to keep quiet on the web while $ is being raised. Anyway, I am not a celebrity so I will not be keeping quiet but I am sure big egoed bloggers like Perez Hilton who thinks he is a celeb when all the real celebs giggle behind his back will stay quiet and then log back on the day after and take full credit on raising the big bucks.

It seems that Kim Kardashian is not happy with being one of the most famous people in the world and holding the Guiness World Record of having the largest ass on earth and wants to try her hand at music. Of course the only musician out there that made a healthy transition from..whatever the fuck Kim Kardashian does into music is Scarlett Johanssen. Of course no one really goes to her concerts for music but mostly just to stare at her boobs but I guess that is what will be going on with Kim. Only people will be staring at her ass and not her boobs. Unless she plans on singing with her ass facing the crowd, I doubt her career will go anywhere. I am definitely not looking forward to seeing Kim sing but she may surprise us. And that other guy in the photo? That is The Dream who helped Rihanna and Beyonce throw together some hits. Sad, sad man.

John Mayer as I reported yesterday has pretty much fucked every nice piece of tail in Hollywood and I will forever be jealous of him. Now he has his eyes on Kim Kardashian but since he isn't a 300 lb. football player, he will never fuck her. I never really had a thing for Kim Kardashian but if she was naked in my bed and begging for sex, I guess I would tap that shit. You gotta admire Mayer. This is definitely a challenge. I guess when you fucked every desirable chick in H-wood, you gotta make life interesting.

Flirting Tips
Women are so much more subtle about flirting clues that men need to really pay attention. Ladies, men are not used to women flirting with them. An overwhelming majority of men said they would just love it if a woman would talk to them first or at least express a larger clue that you were interested in checking them out.
#1: Repeated contact...at least three separate verbal or non-verbal clues need to be given. Why? The first time he's going to look around and make sure it's really him that you are flirting with. The second, he knows it's him and he gets flushed and pleased. (At this point he'll probably walk by you and at least smile..he's checking you out a little more.) The third time you can express interest-by introducing yourself, or commenting on his tie, or waving from across the room. Now he knows you are open to meeting and it will be a cinch.
#2: Whisper...it always gets their attention. Ask them if you can tell them a secret...Then whisper in their ear: 'I just love your tie...can I buy it from you when you are done with it?'
#3: Don't sit with other women...men don't want you to reject them in front of an audience. If you do go out with a friend...separate every so often or take a breather from talking...men do not want to risk your disapproval by interrupting you. (You have already missed out on a lot of quality polite men who didn't want to interrupt.)
#4: Treat men gently...If someone you are not interested in approaches you and flirts ...be nice.... All the other men are watching to see what you do. If you laugh after he leaves or show visual disapproval, you are cutting your chances on anyone else approaching you. Try shaking his hand and saying something like: 'It was so nice of you to approach me...what's your name? Tom? Tom, I know how hard it is to meet people...I might have a girlfriend who would be interested in you.'
#5: IF he acts like a JERK! Be polite but firm. Hand him a copy of the men's version of 'Flirting with Greatness' and ask him to go practice on someone else. Firmly say that 'lines' with sexual overtones are not only not attractive to you but to most other women in the world.
#6: Use the Buddy system. Walk through a group of men and have someone watch to see who's checking you out.
#7: Become More Irresistible! Show a little leg....wear higher heels...the redder the lipstick the more available and noticeable you will be. Arch your back a little as you sit up tall and cross your legs high. Wear earrings that are interesting enough to make someone comment on them.
#8: Look over your shoulder...and smile at him. This asymmetrical position is always a signal you are interested.
#9: Give him a look all over from head to toe - nod with approval and then flash him your most winning smile.
#10: Remember that flirting is a way of connecting from the heart and acknowledging someone. Be generous! Have Fun!

Kim Kardashian's never before seen naked pictures she did with Playboy, have been released by the magazine.


The 19 images that Kim shot, when she posed on the front cover for the magazine in 2007 have been revealed to the members of their Playboy Cyber Club, MTV News reports.


Kim Kardashian previously revealed that she 'was uncomfortable' and regretted her Playboy shot. And now, she might feel more uncomfortable since more pictures of her naked are currently being released to the Cyber Club member of the men's magazine.


Kim's newly released Playboy shots consist of 19 new pictures and 9 others that had already appeared in the 2007 magazine.


However, Playboy would only reveal the explicit images to members of the Playboy Cyber Club, at a cost.


Kim also put the blame on her mother, Kris Jenner, for urging her to do it. 'Go for it. They might never ask you again. Our show isn't on the air yet. No one knows who you are. Do it and you'll have these beautiful pictures to look at when you're my age,' Kim revealed what her mother told her to.

Kim Kardashian was dating some douchebag and they broke up blah,blah. The important news is that she is single again and that means there is really nothing stopping her from Tweeting bikini pics of herself. She could be a real attention whore and Tweet naked pics of herself but I doubt she will do that because she is already pissed that Playboy released a few older nude pics of her. Anyway, I could use this opportunity to buy a plane ticket to California and try to get on that shit myself but she is way to botoxy and superficialy for me. Besides I like my girls with a tight, firm butt. Not a 65 inch monstrosity that only makes me think of big poop.

The other day while in Paris Kim Kardashian and her mother bought $100k worth of purses. If I had that kind of money to throw around you all know I would be hitting up the whore houses left and right trying to catch as many STDs that could be caught in under a 24 hour period but some people have different priorities. Of course in poor people speak $100k in purses means over 100 purses but these little sluts bought seven. Starving children in Malaysia? Ha! Tough luck. I need a new bag to carry around my blackberry and lipstick in.

Here is Kim Kardashian getting botox injections because she is Hollywood royalty trash like that. It looks pretty painful and from now on for the rest of her life people will not be able to tell whether she is surprised or not. Not my kind of thing.

Keeping up with the Kardashians," but reality star Kim Kardashian may not be keeping up with the latest trends in breast feeding.

Last week, the 29-year-old television and Twitter vixen blasted a woman who was nursing her baby in a public restaurant.

"EWW Im at lunch,the woman at the table next 2 me is breast feeding her baby with no coverup then puts baby on the table and changes her diaper [sic]," Kardashian tweeted.

Later that day, she pulled back a bit and seemed to support breast feeding, although not in public: "My sister breast feeds! Its a natural beautiful thing, there's nothing wrong w it, but she covers herself, not w her boobs exposed" [sic]

Just like that, with two strokes of her blackberry, Kardashian unwittingly threw herself into the raging American debate on the proper place for breast feeding.

And the lactavists are a force to be reckoned with.

Earlier this month, more than 150 women marched on a Maryland mall after a woman was asked to leave for breast feeding in public, according to local television station WJLA.

Two years ago, pro-breast feeding moms put Facebook under fire, when the social networking site removed pictures of breast feeding women.

Even feminist hero Barbara Walters could not escape scrutiny. In 2005, she mentioned on air that a woman breast feeding on an airplane made her "uncomfortable." To help her get used to it, 200 breast feeding moms waited outside her window at ABC's broadcast center in New York.

The law is on their side.

Forty-four states have made it explicitly legal for women to pump in public, according to Mothering.com. And another 12 states, including New York and California, make it clear women can pump in the workplace.

Last night at Lavo in Las Vegas Paris Hilton got pissed off at her former friend Kim Kardashian because Kim was flown in to the city via private jet and Paris was not. I am still not sure what the big fuss over Kim Kardashian and Keeping Up With The Kardashians is all about because I have watched the show before and it sucks. Also, Kim has a big ass. And not a big ass in a good way. In fact, there is no big ass in a good way except for maybe the exception of J.Lo. I like a tight and firm ass that Paris has. Anyway, I could give a fuck less if these two are feuding. Neither of them have any talent and I won't be losing any sleep over who gets to take the private jet and who doesn't.

Not afraid to flaunt her stunning physique, Kim Kardashian bared all for photographer Amanda de Cadenet in the May issue of Harper's Bazaar.

In a stunning spread that empowers women to celebrate their bodies, the E! reality beauty opted out of any retouching while embracing her curves.

Talking about her infamous figure, Kim said: “I don’t get why everyone is always going on about my butt. I’m Armenian. It’s normal. My butt is probably not as big as you might think, because I have small legs and a small waist, which makes it appear bigger.”

On her insecurities while growing up, the brunette beauty dishes, “I was wearing a C cup by the time I was 11. I would go to bed and pray, ‘Please, Lord, don’t let my boobs grow any bigger.’ I hated what was happening.”

As for the concept behind the spread, Kim tells, “I think the message is embrace your curves and who you are. I feel proud if young girls look up to me and say, ‘I’m curvy, and I’m proud of it now.’”