Showing posts with label Miranda Kerr. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Miranda Kerr. Show all posts
Another Reason To Hate Orlando Bloom
Orlando Bloom hasn't been in many films lately. Basically because he is only useful in movies that take place during the dark ages where he screams with his faggy little English accent and orders horses to stampede castles. Either that or be a pirate. Anyway, now he is engaged to Miranda Kerr taking her officially off the market which makes my penis very sad. She will probably continue to get naked for cameras though and that is a good thing. About the only good thing to report in this story.
Miranda Kerr Ass Inspector
Miranda Kerr Ass Inspector
I know there's been a lot of Miranda Kerr lately, but can you blame me!? And speaking of butts, how great of a job is it to be Miranda Kerr's ass inspector. I mean, not only is that, by definition, the greatest job ever, but it would also have to be the best. Step 1: Is Miranda Kerr's ass still perfect? Step 2: Yup. And you're done. And aside from actually being Orlanda Bloom, and getting to tap that ass every night, it's about as a good as you'll ever do in this life.
I imagine that in Heaven, everyone is a Miranda Kerr ass inspector.
Miranda Kerr strips off sexiest photoshoot
As a model for underwear brand Victoria's Secret, Miranda Kerr is used to posing with barely any clothes on.
But compared to her latest magazine photo shoot, the lingerie campaigns are practically modest.
Orlando Bloom's Australian model girlfriend poses naked in a sizzling new shoot for men's magazine GQ.
The 26-year-old, who is pictured in a pair of pants in one shot and a black thong and matching bra in the other, told the U.S. edition of GQ magazine that her high-flying life means she only gets to spend around one day a week at home.
'I'm lucky,' she said. 'I like my own time.'
She has her pet dog, a Yorkshire Terrier, to keep her company.
Miranda recently denied reports she has lost weight to fit into the super-skinny catwalk clothes.
She said: 'I am the same weight and measurements I have maintained for more than three years.
'I am conscious of not only maintaining but promoting a healthy lifestyle and I wouldn’t be able to sustain the hectic nature of my modelling commitments if I wasn’t 100 per cent committed to feeding my body the food, vitamins and minerals it needs.'
Two years after becoming a Victoria's Secret Angel, Miranda's earning power has steadily risen.
She came in at number nine in Forbes magazine's annual list of the world's top paid models.
From July 2008 until June 2009, Miranda earned an impressive $3million.
Her private life is going equally well - she has been happily dating British actor Orlando for over two years, with whom she lives in the Hollywood Hills.
But compared to her latest magazine photo shoot, the lingerie campaigns are practically modest.
Orlando Bloom's Australian model girlfriend poses naked in a sizzling new shoot for men's magazine GQ.
Cover up: Miranda Kerr wears nothing but a denim jacket as she strips off for men's magazine GQ
The 26-year-old, who is pictured in a pair of pants in one shot and a black thong and matching bra in the other, told the U.S. edition of GQ magazine that her high-flying life means she only gets to spend around one day a week at home.
'I'm lucky,' she said. 'I like my own time.'
She has her pet dog, a Yorkshire Terrier, to keep her company.
At least she's found her specs: Miranda poses nude, except for a pair of glasses
Miranda recently denied reports she has lost weight to fit into the super-skinny catwalk clothes.
She said: 'I am the same weight and measurements I have maintained for more than three years.
'I am conscious of not only maintaining but promoting a healthy lifestyle and I wouldn’t be able to sustain the hectic nature of my modelling commitments if I wasn’t 100 per cent committed to feeding my body the food, vitamins and minerals it needs.'
In great shape: Miranda Kerr shows off the body that won the heart of Orlando Bloom by posing nude on a rug as part of a GQ fashion shoot
Two years after becoming a Victoria's Secret Angel, Miranda's earning power has steadily risen.
She came in at number nine in Forbes magazine's annual list of the world's top paid models.
From July 2008 until June 2009, Miranda earned an impressive $3million.
Her private life is going equally well - she has been happily dating British actor Orlando for over two years, with whom she lives in the Hollywood Hills.
Sultry: The Victoria's Secret model showed off her poses in the February issue of the U.S. edition of the magazine
Miranda Kerr soak up the sun on Caribbean holiday
The weathermen may be forecasting snow and ice, but when you're a celebrity the sun is always shining.
Orlando Bloom, 32, left behind the cold in his native Canterbury to soak up the sun on the Caribbean island of St Bart's yesterday, with model girlfriend Miranda Kerr, 26.
The pair relaxed on a sandy white beach before taking to the waves onboard a luxury yacht, owned by Hollywood studio boss Harvey Weinstein.
They were joined by London actor Jason Statham, 37, who like Orlando is now based in Hollywood, and his girlfriend Alex Zosman, 25 as they strolled along the sand.
Also joining them was Chelsea FC boss Roman Abramovitch and his girlfriend who threw a New Years Eve bash for all his celebrity friends at his new £54million estate on the Caribbean island.
The actors appeared to be keen to impress their girlfriends, with Jason flexing his muscles before diving off the yacht into the ocean.
Performers are said to have included Beyonce, Gwen Stefani and Prince, who was reportedly paid a £500,000 fee.
Orlando Bloom, 32, left behind the cold in his native Canterbury to soak up the sun on the Caribbean island of St Bart's yesterday, with model girlfriend Miranda Kerr, 26.
The pair relaxed on a sandy white beach before taking to the waves onboard a luxury yacht, owned by Hollywood studio boss Harvey Weinstein.
Man's best friend: Orlando cuddles up to his pet dog on a yacht off the Saint Bart's coast as his model girlfriend Miranda Kerr looks on
Jason Statham's girlfriend leans in to give her actor boyfriend a kiss
They were joined by London actor Jason Statham, 37, who like Orlando is now based in Hollywood, and his girlfriend Alex Zosman, 25 as they strolled along the sand.
Also joining them was Chelsea FC boss Roman Abramovitch and his girlfriend who threw a New Years Eve bash for all his celebrity friends at his new £54million estate on the Caribbean island.
Show-off: Jason Statham dives off the yacht as his impressed girlfriend looks on
Cooling off: Jason Statham takes guard as his girlfriend rinses the sea out of her hair
The actors appeared to be keen to impress their girlfriends, with Jason flexing his muscles before diving off the yacht into the ocean.
Performers are said to have included Beyonce, Gwen Stefani and Prince, who was reportedly paid a £500,000 fee.
Faithful friend: Miranda Kerr clutches her Yorkshire Terrier pet dog as she walks the beach
Surf's up: Jason Statham and his girlfriend Alex Zosman break off from the group to take to the waves
Billionaire's holiday: Chelsea boss Roman Abramovich and his his girlfriend Dasha Zhukova enjoy the view from the beach
Miranda Kerr candids out in Miami Beach
Miranda Kerr candids out in Miami Beach on 14 nov
Miranda Kerr, Defile España
Miranda Kerr, la hermosísima modelo australiana, de quien ya habiamos hablado, esta vez nos trae unas magnificas fotografías. Los lentes de los paparazis han captado a Miranda Kerr en un desfile de modas importantísimo en España. La súper modelo desfila con estilo tan profesional, mostrando su encantos y su espectacular belleza. Veamos las imágenes en dicho desfile.
Miranda Kerr
Una de las mas buscaditas en la web, Miranda Kerr, hermosa modelo australiana de 25 años de edad, la nueva diva y modelo exclusiva de Victoria Secret, la consideran la sucesora de Gisele Bundchen, se ha convertido en la chica de moda. Miranda Kerr a los trece años ya ganó un certamen de belleza, ella asegura que le apasiona su vida, los horarios, los viajes. Miranda fue escalando puestos desde que se convirtiera en modelo oficial para lograr ser la cara más mona del panorama actual. Sus agentes no han parado de encontrarle desfiles, promociones, anuncios. Se sabe que es la novia del actor Orlando Bloom.
Su boquita tan dulce y la azul mirada de inocencia es la clave de su atractivo y su gancho, disfrutemos de unas imágenes exclusivas de una de las modelos mas hermosas del momento en el mundo, veamos las exclusivas imágenes vistiendo lencerías de ropa para PlayBoy:
Su boquita tan dulce y la azul mirada de inocencia es la clave de su atractivo y su gancho, disfrutemos de unas imágenes exclusivas de una de las modelos mas hermosas del momento en el mundo, veamos las exclusivas imágenes vistiendo lencerías de ropa para PlayBoy:
Nell McAndrew shows off her stunning figure in an itsy-bitsy black bikini
He's the heart-throb of thousands of women, but there's bad news, girls - actor Orlando Bloom seems stuck on supermodel Miranda Kerr.
The pair, who have been seeing each other on and off since last April, were spotted enjoying a late-night embrace after a romantic evening out in London last week.
Since splitting from his long-term girlfriend, actress Kate Bosworth, in 2006, 31-year-old Orlando has devoted himself to his Buddhist faith and work for the environmental company Global Green.
But his relationship with Australian-born Miranda, 25 - who is best known for her modelling work for the lingerie chain Victoria's Secret - certainly appears to have put a new spring in his step.
Pirates Of The Caribbean star Orlando also treated Miranda, who has been dubbed "the next Elle MacPherson," to a holiday in upmarket East Hampton on New York's Long Island recently.
The statuesque brunette is hoping to develop her acting career after appearing in a small role in the American TV sitcom How I Met Your Mother.
The pair, who have been seeing each other on and off since last April, were spotted enjoying a late-night embrace after a romantic evening out in London last week.
Since splitting from his long-term girlfriend, actress Kate Bosworth, in 2006, 31-year-old Orlando has devoted himself to his Buddhist faith and work for the environmental company Global Green.
Snuggling up: Orlando and Miranda last week
Miranda modelling Victoria's Secret lingerie
But his relationship with Australian-born Miranda, 25 - who is best known for her modelling work for the lingerie chain Victoria's Secret - certainly appears to have put a new spring in his step.
Pirates Of The Caribbean star Orlando also treated Miranda, who has been dubbed "the next Elle MacPherson," to a holiday in upmarket East Hampton on New York's Long Island recently.
The statuesque brunette is hoping to develop her acting career after appearing in a small role in the American TV sitcom How I Met Your Mother.
Past love: Orlando and former flame Kate Bosworth
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