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Britney Spears' new video "Hold It Against Me" is doing very well even though it is not all that great of a song. In the video there is a Sony tv and ads for plentyoffish.com as well as placements for some fragrance or some shit. It is rumored that Britney has made over six figures off the placements in her vid. I think it took away from the video cause a music video is supposed to be a piece of art and I don't wanna watch and start thinking "BUY SONY" all of a sudden. Anyway, the song would have been better off without a video. I am just saying.

Britney Spears has been teasing her fans for the past couple of weeks with clips of her music video for "Hold It Against Me" which is a pretty good song but I doubt she will get a Grammy for the thing. She looks pretty good in the screen shots for it too. I love the pic with all the microphones. That shit is crazy.

Britney Spears that has had a single floating around the internet without her voice for a while now has leaked, or someone she knows leaked, her song Hold It Against Me online. It is a pretty good song and everyone is going apeshit for it right now. It really reminds me of the techno song 4 Strings but is better. I am not gonna link the song itself because it is probably copyright infringement and it will probably be taken down by the end of the day anyway. Great song though. Check it out.

Britney Spears has another "I wish I was Madonna" single coming out soon and it is probably just as bad as "Three". I heard a sample of it with another singer's voice and it sounded great but it is going to sound like shit with Britney's distorted nasal voice. Anyway, I don't really think she cares that it was leaked cause the official song (and probably video) will be out next week. Stay tuned...

Dayum son! Britney Spears is obviously pretty offended that star magazine and Radar Online posted audio and alleged photos of her being abused by (current) boyfriend Jason Trawick. She got on her Twitter yesterday and said...

Remember that fucker from like a million years ago Jason Alexander? Not that fat fuck from Seinfeld, the other one that married Britney Spears for like 24 hours and then they called it quits. Her high school friend. According to him, in a failed attempt to gain another 15 minutes of fame said that Britney confided in him that her most recent boyfriend Jason Trawick beat Britney on multiple occasions and now Star magazine put that shit on their front cover in a pathetic attempt to compete in the tabloid world. It seems like they just like to post the most shocking story and then NEVER write a retraction when the story is shot down. I seriously doubt there is any truth to it at all but whatever.

Britney Spears was photographed in her home town of Kentwood,Louisiana the other day getting a shitload of fast food at Sonic. I think Sonic is one of the burger joints in this country that I would consider bottom of the ringer. Their food sucks. But with people who have an addiction to shitty food, the grimier the better. She also picked up some food for her two sons Jayden and Sean. Of course the first lady Michelle Obama is all over the country trying to discourage childhood obesity and Britney Spears is single handedly dismantling that effort by setting a bad example for young mothers out there. Hey if Britney Spears is doing it, why can't I? Thanks Britney.

It seems like Britney Spears hasn't really been in the tabloids much other than to Tweet here and there and mention that she is working on a new studio album. This chick is over and Lady GaGa is IN. But I still like Britney and think she is a good mom. It has been a while since she openly would drink and drive and put her offspring in the front seat of the car. She went out with Jayden which I believe is her oldest and grabbed lunch at Menches. Britney needs to step up her game if she is ever going to compete with Lady GaGa in the music world. Britney will always be a paprazzi target but who knows what her next album sales will be. I guess we will have to wait and see.

It is being reported today that Britney Spears and her multi year conservatorship which is headed by her father Jamie Spears may be ending soon. Of course these reports are being circulated by Radar so I would take it with a huge grain of salt. I am curious though. WTF would Britney do if she had access to the HUGE sums of money she has accumulated over the years? Would she finally try to end the alimony payments that she gives to K-Fed every month? That fucker makes $22k a month off this bitch. We will see. Maybe Britney can become the new LiLo while she gets her life together.

I thought I would use this picture of Britney Spears cause I thought it would be funny to look back at the days when Britney was sexually attractive and totally sane in a story that revolves around her being not hot, therefore irrelevant, and not sane at all. Yesterday there wasa court hearing for the law to see where Britney Spears stands in her conservatorship and it was ruled that the conservatorship will continue. Apparently this bitch doesn;t have her shit together enough to get out of it but that is not surprising at all. If things keep going the way they are, she will be under a conservatorship until her parents die and then K-Fed would have to take over. He would love that shit. Then he could be relevant again. That would be great.

Britney Spears and friends are striking back against the body guard who says Britney sexually harassed him. Well, not a lot of friends. Just a few people who are on the Britney payroll. K-Fed is one of those people ($22k in alimony a month DAYUM!) He thinks the charges against Spears is bullshit and instead of being a man and coming out to the tabloids and stating that himself he let his attorney do all the talking. At the end of the day, I think K-Fed is speaking out because he still wants in Britney's all too tight and skid marked panties. We will see where this lawsuit goes but if all the stuff that the body guard is claiming is false then he may have just dug himself a six foot deep hole and set himself up for a counter lawsuit.

According to court papers filed today in L.A., some dude named Fernando Flores, a body guard of Britney Spears, experienced multiple sexual come-ons from Britney Spears while he was working for her. Incidents including her bending over in a see through night gown and her summoning him to her room while she was completely naked and basically offering sex. Am I supposed to feel sorry for him. There was a time in my life (not anymore) that I would have jumped on that shit in a heartbeat. I don't blame him for not taking her up on her offer because through mid intercourse she would probably strike up a conversation with the voices in her head. The court papers also said that she beats her kids and poisons them and shit but that was minimal in the story.

It must be hard to work for Britney Spears considering she is a complete trainwreck and Christina Aguilera and Lady GaGa are stealing all of her thunder. At least that is what is being claimed by her former body guard who is saying that she would strut around the house nakked and chew out her staff. This basically makes me wanna go into the body guard field and see if I can see some Britney tail. She can scream at people all she wants, nothing will make those nipples sit any higher on her chest.

LOS ANGELES: Britney Spears is doing groundwork to get herself frozen after her death, hoping that she can be brought back to life, sources say.

The singer wants her body preserved in liquid nitrogen, in a process known as 'cryogenic' freezing.

Spears apparently got interested in cryogenic freezing after she heard rumours that Walt Disney has been preserved similarly.

However, Spears can make any huge investment in the company only with her father consent.

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Britney Spears is a lovely and talented American singer, songwriter, dancer, actress and author, known for her smash hit single Oops!... I Did It Again.

Britney Spears feet pictures, Britney Spears legs, Britney Spears toes, Britney Spears barefoot and shoes.

Britney Spears is a lovely and talented American singer, songwriter, dancer, actress and author, known for her smash hit single Oops!... I Did It Again.