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Charlie Sheen is still doing rehab at his mansion in california but just because he is a homebody for the forthcoming weeks doesn't mean he can not get a new girlfriend. From this photo it looks like she is Julie Benz but I am sure she wouldn't date a scumbag like Sheen. Anyway, she is hot and I am happy for him. Soon he will be back to making cheap comedy for obese people.

Charlie Sheen is paying for his mistakes...well not really. He is shuffling around his multi million dollar mansion in his socks and calling it rehab but hey, whatever works. Nicole Richie was on The View this morning where she said that Charlie's sobriety is "his decision". No shit. Anyway, I don't think Charlie is stupid and he has hurt enough people by going on a multi day bender but he will be back to his low level comedy show once again pretty soon.

Charlie Sheen had a sex bash a while back that everyone knows about but I don't think the tabloids know whether or not he wore a condom. Wearing a condom would have been the smart thing to do but Charlie sheen isn't smart so there is no telling. Now reports are coming out saying that one of his porn star fuck buddies is preggers. I didn't even know porn stars could get preggers. I figured with all the jizz their ovaries come in contact with on a regular basis just kind of builds up an immunity to it and it is the same as purified salt water. I dunno. I sure as hell wouldn't want to be the kid coming out of that diseased, STD ridden gash. That is for sure.

Brooke Mueller and charlie Sheen have signed the final divorce papers to end their marriage and they will be rid of each other in a couple of months. I am not sure why it takes so long for a divorce to go through. I mean wouldn't they want this shit done with as soon as possible? Anyway, she is pretty cute and I am happy she is back on the market. And it is probably a good thing that she is getting that sleazebag Charlie out of the picture. Charlie is a stand up guy though. He is paying one third of the Two And A Half Men crew's salary that would otherwise not get a paycheck because of Charlie's fucked up behavior. I think that is pretty cool of him.

Charlie Sheen who is going to rehab, well, rehabbing from home for the next three months released a statement apologizing to fans and to the execs over at CBS. I am not going to bother posting his dribble on here cause it was basically an apology to keep his job. Not cause he was actually sorry. This is part of the recovery process. When you go to AA or NA you have to go to every individual person in your life and make amends. Maybe when that time rolls around I will post it. But more than likely this statement was written by a publicist.

LOS ANGELES: The countdown to Sunday's 68th Annual Golden Globe Awards is on, and the British comedian Rickey Gervais is set to front the ceremony -- which takes place at the Beverly Hilton Hotel in California on Sunday -- for the second time and jokingly claimed he doesn't want to mock anyone during the show who will want retribution.

He said: "I only go for the weak and the feeble. I'm not going to have a go at Russell Crowe or Mickey Rourke. Mickey Rooney maybe. Betty White, I'm not scared of her. You've gotta to choose your targets wisely."

Ricky, 49, also admitted he plans to poke fun at Charlie Sheen -- who has recently hit the headlines for wild partying with porn stars -- and Mel Gibson, whose angry rants were exposed in a series of leaked voicemail messages to former lover Oksana Grigorieva last year.

The 68th annual Golden Globe Awards is set for Sunday in Beverly Hills.

Anyone remember that tattooed nazi chick that Jesse James cheated on Sandra Bullock with? Yea, her name is Michelle "Bombshell" McGhee or as I like to call her Michelle Bombshell. Well her and a couple other chicks partied with Charlie Sheen the other night in Las Vegas when everyone and their brother knows he is staying and wish he wouldn't. I am sure money changed hands somewhere in the night to sit around with his loser ass while he drinks and parties and eventually have sex with him and even though Bombshell is a model and the other chicks are porn stars, I doubt that any of them really wanted to be around Charlie and I SERIOUSLY doubt they actually wanted to fuck him. Hence the money. Anyway, I hope this dude gets help soon cause he can be a trainwreck as much as he wants to and for some reason I find myself jokeless when I write about him. He is just sorta...normal. Minus the alcoholism.
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Charlie Sheen was spotted at Palms Hotel in Las Vegas pounding shots of vodka. According to sources, there were other shots before that. I personally have struggled with alcoholism for years and I know it takes a lot to be clean but when you have everything in the world, millions of dollars, a hit tv show and God given good looks, why the fuck would you wanna fuck shit up by getting tanked? I hope this guy goes to rehab soon and gets his shit together so Two And A Half Men doesn't get cancelled because that shit is funny.

Charlie Sheen who is the star of the awesome tv sitcom Two And A Half Men missed out on three Christmas events because he was "partying". Of the three events included not seeing his daughter Cassandra which I am sure just made her day light up with joy. I feel sorry for Charlie. Dude just can't seem to stay away from the booze and drugs. He has a very successful career but he needs to tone it down. Denise Richards, Charlie's ex, is dating Nikki Sixx now and Nikki knows all about partying and recovery so maybe he can give Charlie a word of advice. If I were in his shoes, I'd take it.

Charlie Sheen went crazy this weekend with a bunch of hookers,booze and blow which sounds just like a typical weekend for the old Charlie Sheen but now a bunch of fuckers who say they "care" for Charlie think that he should say good-bye to drugs and alcohol and STDs and should find God and be a goody goody now. Anyway, I don't particularly like old or new Charlie cause the dude is a total douche and has no real interesting personality. I understand that Denise Richards was a paprazzi target at one point in her life and that everyone thought it was cool that Charlie Sheen was married to her but that bitch has been out of the press fro close to a decade now so I don't see why people are still obsessed with a guy who wakes up in the morning and decides that a bowling shirt and purple sunglasses are a cool combo. I mean who the fuck is this guy? Whoopi Goldberg? Anyway, Radar are the people reporting on this and I doubt it will get a lot of reprint cause no one cares about this guy but if things keep going the way they are, I am planning on writing a R.I.P. story on this dude soon.

Hollywood star Charlie Sheen is set to become a father again two times over after finding out his new wife is expecting twin boys.

Real estate agent Brooke Mueller, 31, is three months pregnant with twins, the Two And Half Men star confirmed.

Sheen told America's OK! magazine: 'I'm truly blessed. I'm already the proud father of three beautiful daughters, and I'm delighted that they'll now have two little brothers.



Life doesn't get any better than this.'

The babies will be Brooke's first time as a mother, but will be the fourth and fifth children for Charlie.

In a statement in August when the couple first announced her pregnancy, the Two And A Half Men actor said: 'Brooke and I are thrilled.

'She's the best stepmom Sam, Lola and Cassandra could ever hope for. Seeing her love and affection with those three, I know she'll be an amazing mom. Unless I bat 100 per cent, perhaps a boy awaits us.'

Eating for three: Brooke cradles her baby bump as she attends a Hollywood party with husband Charlie on Sunday

Sheen has two daughters Lola, four; and Sam, two; with ex-wife Denise Richards and a 23-year-old daughter Cassandra from a previous relationship with Paula Profit.

The pregnancy news was expected by friends after the couple started talking about having a family immediately after their nuptials.

Mueller said: 'Could you imagine if I really had triplets?. He'd be like, 'Whoa.'

The couple married on May 30th in front of 60 friends and family, including the actor's father Martin Sheen and mother Janet, Grey's Anatomy star Eric Dane and his actress wife Rebecca Gayheart (who introduced the bride and groom).

Sheen has two failed marriages behind him, to model Donna Peele in the 1990s and a bitter split from second wife Richards after four years of marriage in 2006.

Hollywood actor Charlie Sheen's custody battle took an ugly twist when he taunted his former mother-in-law over her cancer treatment, it has been alleged.

The former Young Guns heartthrob has been battling his ex-wife, actress Denise Richards, for visiting rights to their two daughters.

But with their divorce settlement becoming increasingly acrimonious, he was said to have launched an astonishing attack on her sick mother Joni, who is undergoing treatment for breast cancer.

Happier times: Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards pose for cameras before their acrimonious split

Sheen allegedly told Miss Richards in an e-mail: "You are a pig. A sad, jobless pig who is sad and talentless and, um, oh yeah, sad and jobless and evil and a bad mom, so go f*** yourself, sad, jobless pig."

In another he wrote: "Go cry to your bald mom, you f***ing loser."

The name-calling incident mirrors the ugly split between fellow actors Alec Baldwin and Kim Basinger.

Baldwin, 49, was banned from seeing their 11-year-old daughter Ireland after calling her a 'rude, thoughtless little pig' for refusing to take his phone calls.

Sheen, 42, and Miss Richards, 36, met on the set of the 2001 film Good Advice but ended their four-year marriage in November last year.

Since then they have clashed over custody arrangements for their daughters Samantha, three, and Lola, two.

Miss Richards has previously accused her ex-husband of looking up child porn on the Internet while caring for the girls and of not being capable of looking after them.

She added when they returned from weekends with their father they were 'sad and upset.'

Sheen accused Miss Richards of driving a wedge in his relationship with their children.

She has already won the right to choose two nannies to accompany the children to his home and has applied for a court order to limit their visits to days rather than overnight stays.

The pair have also clashed over the children's medical needs with Sheen refusing to let them have commonplace jabs.

Their ongoing battle caused Samantha's doctor Jeannette Levenstein to resign, saying: "because of differing philosophies I cannot continue to treat her."

Sheen, who followed in his actor father Martin's footsteps, rebelled in his youth.

As one of the Brat Pack during the 1980s, he had a playboy reputation and was exposed as a drug user and regular client of Hollywood madam Heidi Fliss.

Miss Richards has claimed he still has drug and gambling problems as well as still using prostitutes.

Sheen has denied the allegations.