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Taylor Swift who recently hooked up with Jake Gyllenhaal has called it quits. Or maybe he called it quits. It doesn't matter, the point is Taylor is single again which means she will probably spend all of her time in her bedroom writing love songs and shit. Girl seriously has no clue on how to have fun.

Taylor Swift was photographed over the holiday weekend getting coffee who is rumored to be her new boy toy Jake Gyllenhaal. Jake is 29 and Taylor is 20 so this is somewhat creepy but it makes sense that Jake wants to get a real piece of ass instead of some used up granny in her thirties. I personally would do just about anything to get in Taylor's panties but she refuses to answer my Twitter replies. I think this is a pretty cool hook-up but Jake is a "straight edged" type of guy and not a douche bag who owns an HD camcorder so the chances of him capitalizing on this relationship by documenting their sexcapades and selling it to a third party is damn near zilch. Anyway, I am pretty happy for them. Are you? Sound off in the comments below.

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Taylor Swift and that fucker Jake Gyllenhaal went on an ice cream date the other night and that is some lame shit that Taylor would do on a first date. Chick is such a goodie goodie. This also sounds like some lame shit that Jake Gyllenhaal would agree to in order to get into her pants. Anyway, yea, they might be bumping uglies but I am sure Taylor will milk Jake a while longer with trips to the Opera and picnics in the park before she even lets him get to second base.