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Jesse James who is currently engaged to probably the coolest chick in the world, Kat Von D, is penning a memoir and already has a book deal with Simon & Schuster. It is going to be called " American Outlaw" and it is expected to be released later this year. Hopefully it is one of those raunchy and scandalous memoirs where he talks about what Sandra Bullock is like in the bedroom but I think Jesse is more conservative than that and will probably talk about motorcycles more than anything else. And that is fine with me.

It is being reported that Jesse James who got famous from his show West Coast Choppers on Discovery is closing down the shop of the same name. This kinda sucks because they made some killer bikes and this will probably hit him pretty hard financially because he was making bikes for like $80k. I used to think Jesse was a douche bag but he is/was dating Kat Von D so I guess I can give him the benefit of the doubt. I don't blame him at all for fucking that nazi though because even I would fuck her if all I had to come home to was Sandra Bullock.

Recently Kat Von D and Jesse James attended a red carpet event last night and when questioned by reporters they basically said they were in love. I LOVE Kat Von D and think she has pretty cool tastes in men as she dated my idol Nikki Sixx for quite some time. I am not all that big of a fan of Jesse James because he is a gear head motorcycle type and I have never been in to that shit. I can overlook his little sig heil pictures session because we all make mistakes. And if you are wondering which is the better piece of ass, Kat Von D or Sandra Bullock, Kat Von D wins by a landslide.

I just read the other day that Kat Von D (@thekatvond) has broken up with my lifelong idol Nikki Sixx but will remain friends with him. Apparently she wanted to get laid so she hooked up with Jesse James that I am sure has a show on some network somewhere but is more recently known for breaking up with Sandra Bullock for dating a white supremecist. This is not the news I was looking forward to on a Monday because I LOVE Kat and Jesse James is a douche bag. Douche bag is actually a giant understatement but whatever. I hope she gets some love and then ditches his sorry ass.

Janine Lindemulder is Jesse Jame's ex-wife and is apparently all kinds of fucked up but she claims she is good to go and wants partial custody of the kid she had with Jesse James. Jesse's sister and bro-in-law filed papers with the court saying this bitch couldn't care for a kitten let alone a human child. In this scenario Jesse looks like the good guy so I guess it is good that he is getting some positive press. Dude needs it. I would be pretty bummed if I went from giving Sandra Bullock anal sex every night to fighting with some junkie stripper in the courts to maintain custody of the kids. You couldn't pay me to be Jesse James right now.