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Jon Gosselin was spotted at none other than his workplace yesterday where he installed solar panels on to the roof of a storage building. Good to see he is getting work but at the same time this is kind of embarrassing. If he played his cards right he could probably land a spot on a reality show or some shit but I guess he has to keep making those alimony payments.

Kate Gosselin has been home schooling two of her six sextuplets, Alexis and Colin, because they were expelled from school for being abusive to other kids. She is now hoping they will be back in school later this year. I never heard of a school expelling someone and then letting them come back. And I am sure the homeschooling isn't going all that well either. When Kate is supposed to be at clubs getting drunk and making early morning trips to Starbucks, she is stuck at home teaching these two little brats their ABC's. It's bullshit.

According to a report (coming from Radar so it is to be taken with a giant grain of salt) the Gosselin children are telling kids at their school that "your parents are lying to you" and that Santa Claus is not real. Because of this, the parents of the children are calling the Gosselin's and telling Kate to shut their kids up. I personally still believe in Santa Claus. I think that fat bearded man breaks into my house once a night every year and gives me goodies that I will enjoy until next year. I believe this because every other night of the year, I go to bed believing that a group of rogue strippers will break into my home without any clothes on and beg to use my phone with the agreement to have sex with me before any phone call is made.

Jon Gosselin is slowly but surely realizing that he has no ascertainable talents that will keep him on television. He seemed to be really good at getting bitched at by Kate but that is a role that could easily be filled by anyone with two testicles and a penis. Well...testicles not required. Anyway, he went back to work in the technology field doing...whatever which is what he did before the mass explosion of Jon and Kate Plus 8. I remember watching the earlier seasons and basically every season leading up to the tabloid explosion where Jon was cheating on Kate and I remember him coming home from work in which I am guessing, the technology field. So much for "The Divorced Dads Club" with Michael Lohan etc. I am sure unless Jon releases a sex tape with his 1/2 inch penis. We will never hear from him again.