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Word is coming out of Alaska that Levi Johnston and Bristol Palin split. This isn't exactly new news but I didn't see a reason to blog about before because no one gives a shit about what is happening in the Palin family. Now Levi Johnston is getting his own reality series and is actually in L.A. right now shooting it. After they already made the pilot I would assume that they are going to take it to the bigger networks. I smell a Victoria Beck: Coming To America remake on our hands. Someone the tabloids love to write about but when you put a camera in front of them and actually follow them on their day to day lives, they become quite boring. I won't watch. Will you?

Levi Johnston, if you recall, talked mad shit about the Palin family and Sarah Palin after he broke shit off with Bristol Palin but now they have mended fences and Levi and Bristol are engaged. I think I reported on this yesterday but that isn't todays news. No today is about how Sarah hates Levi and wants him to go away. I think having Levi in the family when Sarah runs for president in the futre, and I know she will, will cause a conflict showing that even her own family has bad shit to say about her. I am gonna go see if she had anything bad to say about him in her book Going Rouge which I am reading right now because I am fascinated by Sarah Palin but could generally care less about the tabloids today because it is smeared with shit about Mel Gibson which I can not discern, one way or the other, why anyone would care what this douche bag has to say. He will never work again. END!

Sarah Palin may or may not be planning to run for president in 2012 but if she does run, it will look a lot better on her resume that her daughter who got knocked up by Levi Johnston is going to settle down and marry him now. This is the type of story that is of zero interest to anyone except for Americans which is why I take such great pride on reporting on it.