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You know, if someone were a paparazzi target and they seemed to get their face in the tabloids all the time, I usually wouldn't mind it. How long could that last anyway? Six months? A year? 18 months? Fuck no. This obsession with the tabloids with Lindsay Lohan has been goin' on since the chick was like 16 and now she 24. I figured that after she went to rehab and the world had a break from her we would all be more tolerant to seeing her mug in the papers cause we had all just had a vacation but no. It is the same old shit, different day. She is apparently going to plea out in the grand theft jewelry theft today and she may be going to jail which I think would do her some good cause the bitch said she would stay away from clubs and lead a normal life which she has failed to live up to. Maybe jail will do her some good.

Lindsay Lohan went to a party the other night in some uppity Hollywood hotel and when she go t to the door she was turned away. She put her ginger tail in between her legs and slumped away with her new ( and old) girlfriend Sam Ronson. Call me crazy but didn't Lindsay JUST say she was gonna avoid the club scene cause it was a bad influence on her? Anyone who has been to AA or NA knows that you have to completely change your surroundings in order to recover but I guess Lindsay thinks she is superwoman. Which she is very much to not.

Lindsay Lohan who hasn't done a movie since the straight to tv movie Labor Pains decided it was time to get back into film. This next flick she will allegedly star in is called Escaping The Game. I think Lindsay needs to realize that she is not an actress. To this day when people in the tabloids write stories about her they say "the Mean Girls star" which means that that is basically her only claim to fame. Bitch hasn't done shit for work in her entire adult life. Anyway, this movie seems like it is a lot like American Sunset which was Corey Haim's last flick. I just get the feeling that this movie is gonna be corny as hell. And I am sure it will be.

Lindsay Lohan says she is commited to her sobriety and that she would no longer go to clubs but where was LiLo last night? A FUCKING NIGHTCLUB. This bitch will SERIOUSLY never learn and she is going to go to jail once she fucks up and has a drink at one of these places one of these days. Dumb bitch. Oh and she left with SamRo which I don't necessarily think is a bad thing.

Lindsay lohan is set to do the Top 10 List on The Late Show with David Letterman and I think people will mostly laugh at LiLo trying to be funny than the actual punchlines. I mean this cunt thrives on drama I am not sure why she thinks she would be any good at comedy. Anyway, I won't be watching cause I can't stand Letterman. That and I am protesting the fame of Lindsay Lohan. I am totally on #TeamLindsay and I wanna see her get better and do well but unless she is on a late night show to promote an actual movie that is going to actually be in theatres, I am not interested.

Lindsay Lohan who is facing serious felony charges for "stealing" a necklace is now thinking about pleading guilty in exchange for no jail time. I have not been on top of this story because I have been sick, laying in bed and hoping for my headache to pass. Anyway, a lot of people have been doing lists on their blogs showing that Lindsay actually has quite a colored past of stealing things. Mostly jewelry. I am still on #TeamLindsay so I hope this whole thing blows over but who knows at this point. It was however made clear by the judge that the next time she breaks probation by any means, she is going to the clink. No questions asked.

Lindsay Lohan has been caught in a lie, again. She claims that she was never in the jewelry store that says she stole a $2,500 necklace. Now that there is surveilance footage out there that shows her in the store, she stopped lying. Of course if the judge hears about this once the LAPD arrests her, she could be found guilty of the theft. It is rare that I post about one celebrity more than once on here ut this is newsworthy. I think this will be a LiLo week in the tabloids.

Everyone that has been keeping up with regular tabloids the past week know that Lindsay Lohan may face criminal charges for theft of a diamond necklace. she said she didn't steal it but then her "assistant" turned it in to cops so Lindsay didn't have to take the heat. Well now LAPD are going to charge her with a feony and it is being debated on whether to issue an arrest warrant, let her turn herself in or let her surrender at the court arraignment. I am on #TeamLindsay as of right now but her life has been pretty boring yeterday and I always say that if you do the crime, you do the time so I wouldn't mind seeing her hauled away in handcuffs. It would make my week more entertaining. It is selfish but there it is.

According to the jewelry shop that Lindsay Lohan "stole" the necklace from, there is a shit load of paperwork and credit checks for her to be able to borrow said necklace. So if she did try to keep it in the hopes that her celebrity would bail her out of ever having to pay for it, she was wrong. I saw the necklace too, it is ugly as shit. I don't see why she would even want to borrow it much less risk going to jail to keep that shit. Anyway, I am sure she will let her assistant or whoever take the rap on it instead of herself cause if Lindsay Lohan was really going to step up to the plate on this one and had really done nothing wrong then she would have returned the necklace herself and cleared her name.

Lindsay Lohan has been under the gun from the LAPD for the past few days because she was a suspect in a necklace theft. I think the necklace was worth $5k but since it got this much publicity it is probably worth like $10k now. Just when the cops were about to do a search of Lindsay Lohan's new place, a friend of Lindsay Lohan turned it in to the cops. No word if the friend went to jail for theft but leave it to Lindsay to burn one of the few people on this earth that actually care about her. I am all for Lindsay and her sobriety and I hope she stays out of trouble but this is like the 3rd time LiLo has been accused of jewel theft. If the shoe fits.

Lindsay Lohan may be on the straight and narrow now with a new place and a new roommate and keeping things cool with her attention whore mother and her fucked up dad but she is not out of the woods yet. She still might be arrested by the Riverside County DA for assault. The chick who claims LiLo assaulted her, Dawn Holland, is saying that she will not press charges but the DA is now furthering their investigation into the incident. If anything was there I figure they would have already taken Lindsay Lohan into custody but the courts love Lindsay so no judge in California is gonna see Lindsay doing so well and take all that away from her cause she snapped the phone out of some bitches hand.

I think Lindsay is confused. She used to do just about anything to stay in the public eye and that usually meant falling drunk out of a bar in Hollywood at 3 a.m. and now that she is clean, she is not sure what to do with herself. She attended a Lakers game last night after she Tweeted that Kobe Bryant sent her some hats to peep the game out but she said she wouldn't because she is from New York and "had to be loyal". Anyway, she tipped people off on Twitter and then followed through with some good, wholesome sports fun with no drugs or alcohol involved. I am starting to like the new Lindsay.

Lindsay Lohan who just got out of Betty Ford bought a house, or is renting a house, next door to her ex-girlfriend Samantha Ronson and though I am not sure why she did that, she still has her priorities straight by having a roommate that is just as dedicated as LiLo is to her sobriety. I am guessing the only real reason LiLo got a new roommate was to show off in front of SamRo by showing her that she can move on in her love life without the dj. Oh yea, and the roommate is living there rent free. Nice. I am still kind of on the fence regarding Lindsay Lohan. On one hand, she might go back to the clink for an alleged assault that occurred on the Betty Ford grounds back in December but if that doesn't go anywhere, then she actually has her shit together FINALLY. I hope she stays clean and out of jail and I think I can start liking her again.

Lindsay Lohan who refused a breathalyzer test and assaulted a Betty Ford staffer last month is now facing criminal charges. Even if this bitch never had as much as a speeding ticket, assault is a serious crime. However, LiLo is no stranger to the law and she was on probation during the incident so it is very likely she will wind up right behind bars. The prosecutors are looking into it and we will see if LiLo goes back to the clink and I hope she does because she refuses to learn her lesson. See ya LiLo, I hope you like tuna casserole because you will be eating it EVERY NIGHT behind bars. And this isn't the tuna casserole you are used to.

LOL. So Lindsay Lohan thinks that sobriety is like a football game that you make a "plan" for and says she will not be returning to her west Hollywood condo after she gets out of Betty Ford. She is actually going to stay there and extra day to get ready to be unleashed into society again. And she is "pre-scheduling" Alcoholics Anonymous meetings in advance in the hopes of staying on the wagon. I am a recovering alcoholic myself and I know from experience that it doesn't matter wtf your "plans" are. The thing you need to remember is Just. Say. No. Of course this is Lindsay Lohan we are talking about here so I doubt she will be sober for very long and I am still convinced that she was boozing the other night with those bitches at the sober house. After her stint in rehab, I am not sure if it is still against her probation to consume alcohol, but if it isn't this chick will be all over Jack Daniels like there is a pot of gold in the bottom of that bottle.

Dawn Holland, the chick who is saying Lindsay sprained her wrist, is no longer pressing charges against Lindsay and to add to that, will not be cooperating with the prosecution. Basically what this all adds up to is that Lindsay didn't do anything and this Dawn chick just wanted a quick buck. I thought Lindsay had truly done something bad here and that she was headed back into the clink but now it looks like LiLo didn't do shit. A lot of drama anyway. Classic LiLo. Even when this cunt is in rehab she can't stay out of the headlines.

Lindsay Lohan is now claiming that of the night that she snuck out of the sober house she was living at in Betty Ford, she wasn't getting drunk. Apparently, or so she claims, and remember that Lindsay Lohan is a liar, she was drinking Shirley Temples which are a non alcoholic cocktail. Of course if she wasn't drinking alcohol then there would be no reason for her to refuse a breathalyzer test and she DID refuse one from what I can tell because no one at Betty Ford has denied that happened. People are also speculating that maybe she was advised by her mom Dina to refuse the breathalyzer and Dina is pretty fucking dumb and pathetic but even she wouldn't be stupid enough to tell LiLo not to take the breathalyzer because refusing a breathalyzer is the same as a dirty test and that automatically lands LiLo in jail for an additional six months. What it all comes down to is Lindsay Lohan may need to go to rehab to get help with her addiction(s) but what the chick really needs is a SERIOUS attitude adjustment and that is something she will only get at jail with Big Bertha and The Betty's threatening to shove random objects up your ass at any given moment in the clink. Of course LiLo is the shallow type of loser who would go to jail and actually like it there so she will probably be in and out of the prison system for the remainder of her life. Her life sucks. I wouldn't trade ANYTHING to be ANYTHING like Lindsay Lohan.

The chick that Lindsay Lohan assaulted has been fired from Betty Ford because she talked to the press and leaked confidential information. I hope that this chick talks to the press again and lets everyone know how shitty of a patient Lindsay Lohan has been. Note that they didn't fire her for lying about Lindsay but because she talked about Lindsay when details of her recovery are supposed to be kept confidential. I am calling it right now that Lindsay will go back to jail this time for assault and I truly believe, from what Ms. Holland told the press, that Lindsay Lohna has made ZERO progress in her recovery. Bitch needs a reality check and such a check lies in the clink.

Lindsay Lohan is being charged with battery after she pushed a staff member at Betty Ford. Of course this chick just wants to get her name in the paper and maybe make a little bit of moolah (if LiLo had any moolah) at the same time. Lindsay is insisting that she was touched first but that doesn't necessarily matter and since she was just busted with a couple chicks who were getting tanked, pushing a high level staff member of the rehab clinic the court ordered you to be at isn't necessarily the best choice in her life at the moment. I am sure LiLo will still go back to jail shortlly after she gets out of Betty Ford because this chick doesn't understand the concept of staying out of trouble. She will get drunk or stoned or both and this time she will not get a cozy seat at a rehab clinic. She will be in the barred stripey place with all the other delinquents.

Lindsay Lohan was busted with a couple of different girls at a sober house getting tanked. Lindsay's rep (e.g. her mom) says that Lindsay was not drinking but no one really knows for sure. Also she went to a bar and if that is the case then she definitely was drinking cause taking LiLo to a bar is like taking a 500 pound diabetic to a cupcake factory. Bad shit is bound to happen.