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Paris Hilton who has been dating some tool named Cy Waits ( nice name) for some time now thinks that he is going to propose to her. Paris is notorious for fear of commitment but I think that now that she is 30, she wants to get married and settle down and have some stability in her life. Anyway, they were shopping for engagement rings the other day and sources are saying they are gonna get hitched pretty soon. Good for them.

Kim Kardashian was pretty good friends with Paris Hilton for a long time many years ago but Kim's oversized ass and bitchy attitude caused them to separate. That and Paris is one of the hottest chicks who has ever lived and is just kind of famous...because. As Kim has to work for her fame. Once Kim realized she can be famous without having to leach on to anyway by releasing her own sex tape, the offers came rolling in. And there is even a rumor circulating in certain circles saying another Kim K sex tape is on the way. And of course you can expect one from Paris in the years to come as well cause you know that bitch can not resist. Anyway, they are friends again so let's all eat a piece of cake and give a sigh of indifference because these two will never be president. Even of a McDonalds.

Remember that douchebag Paris Hilton was dating just a short while back named Doug Reinhardt? Well a lot of people were speculating on whether or not he had a sex tape with the socialite. Surprisingly, he doesn't. I didn't see that one coming. But anyway he is trying to sue everybody and their brother who have ever even muttered the words "Paris Hilton" and "sex tape" in the same sentence. Ironically, that is how Google gets 90% of their traffic.

I am not sure why Paris Hilton has her own racing team now but they are smeared with pink shit and being forced to race against other motorcyclists who represent "real" and "macho" shit. Paris looks great on the bike and I am sure she is actually getting paid a lot of money to endorse the team but this is just a little odd. Odd enough for me to write about.

Been a busy day for me today so I have not had time to blog but I was able to do some links. Here is Paris Hilton slutting it up for her Christmas card this year. If you are unlucky enough to get one of these in the mail be sure to sterilize your hands after touching it. Crabs are contagious.

Nicole Richie got married the other day and I didn't read much about it because Nicole is one of those chicks who were famous for a little while and then when she settled down and had kids, the paprazzi and everyone else lost interest in her life. I figured Paris Hilton would have for sure gone to the wedding because these two chicks were best friends for like years. If I am not mistaken, they have been friends since grade school but I guess there is some bad blood between them and Paris was reportedly invited but had "other plans". WTF?

Maury Povich will sell you a young girl's virginity- Celebrity Dirty Laundry

Eva Longoria confronts Tony Parker's mistress- Celebrity Dirty Laundry

Remember back in the day (2006) when Nicky and Paris Hilton would show up to a night club or some shit dressed in little more than Victoria Secret underwear and Nicky had that awesome platinum blonde hair? I REALLY REALLY miss those days but we got a taste of yesteryear last night when the Hilton sisters showed up at the Playboy mansion dressed up for Halloween. Honestly, I think Nicky Hilton could give a flying fuck less about the holiday because her costume is the shittiest I have seen so far for the season. Paris looks pretty good though. Don't get me wrong, I would still do very nasty NASTY things to Nicky Hilton but if I had to be a judge of clothes (when I really like to be a judge of a girl with no clothes) I would say that Nick definitely phoned it in this year. I am sure the Hiltons did jello shots off chicks in the grotto and that shit would be awesome to participate in but my sorry ass lives in St.Louis and I miss out on all the good L.A. fun so I wish the paparazzi or the people who work at Playboy could publish some cool shit like that every once in a while. Anyway, this is just my pipe dream.

Almost immediately after getting off the hook for possession of cocaine, now because it was such a small amount but because she was Paris Hilton, she hoped on a private jet and went to Japan to whore her hand bags or perfume or some shit. As soon as she landed, she was detained and Japan basically said they didn't want to have anything to do with her because she is a cokehead. This has to be embarassing for Paris but it is even funnier when you follow Paris on Twitter (@ParisHilton) and see when she tweets about how excited she is to go to Japan and then a few hours later there are reports that she is being detained by their government.

Paris Hilton had to go to court today because of her cocaine arrest back in August. She only had .8 grams of blow in HER purse but since she is famous she only got a year probation instead of the minimum year in jail that the charge carries. Oh yea and that whole felony thing? That got sidetracked too. This basically means that Paris has to be Ms.Clean 24/7 otherwise she will get a year in the clink without a second thought. I doubt Paris can keep her nose clean (literally) for all that time but we will see where this goes. In the meantime the tabloids will be buzzing like crazy over how long LiLo will go behind bars. I will update this blog when more news comes out. As of yet, there is no LiLo court date set. I am hoping to have one by the end of the day.

It seems that Paris Hilton is in no mood to deal with her legal troubles so she has taken it upon herself to do a reality show again. I REALLY miss The Simple Life but instead of having a cool and hot co-star like Nicole Richie, she is going to stand beside the coked out freak Brooke Mueller on the new show. Of course everything is in talks and this may never happen but it would be pretty cool... while it lasts. Paris is facing serious jail time and unless she ditches that "it wasn't my purse" defense and comes up with a decent excuse, she is going in the clink. I will keep tabs on this story and update the blog if anything happens. I doubt it will.

Paris Hilton is in Maui for some strange reason but she is probably just trying to get the fuck away from the paparazzi (good luck) who keep bugging her about her cocaine arrest. Personally, I think Paris should head over to Europe and have a good time while she is there because once she is a convicted felon, even if she only spends 2 days in the slammer, she will not be able to get a passport. And she has pretty much been blacklisted from appearing at any clubs in Las Vegas in the near future. Could you imagine a domestic limited Paris? It would be something else. Anyway, she is waving at the camera. Wave and say hi! Or bye that is.

Over the weekend Paris Hilton was busted for cocaine posession in Las Vegas. I know this story is old but I don't blog on the weekends so here it is. She didn't have a kilo or anything, just a little bit tucked away in her purse that she tried to get rid of by dropping it on the floor in the security offices of Wynn hotel. Anyway, the cop saw her try to drop it and she was busted. Now she is claiming that the cocaine belonged to her girlfriend who had borrowed her purse blah,blah. It is all bullshit. Why Paris can't just man up and tell everyone the coke was hers. I guess she is worried about going back to the clink because as you and I know, Paris Hilton DOES have a police record. She is probably trying to get out of the charges because Las Vegas is incredibly strict on drug use of any type in their city meaning Paris may not be looking at days if convicted but months in the pokey. Ouch!

Paris Hilton was awoken this morning by a psychopath banging on her windows armed with two butcher knives. You can not make this stuff up. She called the cops and they came out and took the dude away to the clink. Of course this is not a cut and dry homicide attempt so who knows how long he will actually go away to jail for. Sucks for Paris. I love Paris and unlike these other socialite cunts like Lindsay Lohan and Kim Kardashian I actually care about Paris' well being. Be safe Paris.

Last night at Lavo in Las Vegas Paris Hilton got pissed off at her former friend Kim Kardashian because Kim was flown in to the city via private jet and Paris was not. I am still not sure what the big fuss over Kim Kardashian and Keeping Up With The Kardashians is all about because I have watched the show before and it sucks. Also, Kim has a big ass. And not a big ass in a good way. In fact, there is no big ass in a good way except for maybe the exception of J.Lo. I like a tight and firm ass that Paris has. Anyway, I could give a fuck less if these two are feuding. Neither of them have any talent and I won't be losing any sleep over who gets to take the private jet and who doesn't.

Some shitty no name company called Hairtech is suing Paris Hilton for $35 mil for not promoting their shitty product. I doubt Paris will actually have to pony up the dough because most of the charges in the documents are bullshit. I don't see why she would want to sign on with a skanky hair extension company anyway. Isn't it cooler to have your own natural hair? Anyway, Paris is damn near a billionaire and she could probably pay off these losers without losing any sleep.

Paris Hilton feet pictures, Paris Hilton legs, toes, bare foot and shoes.

Paris Hilton is that wild and crazy rich girl who is famous for all the wrong things. Since her rise to the celebrity status, she has came out with ten of her own personal perfume fragrances.

Paris Hilton feet pictures, Paris Hilton legs, toes, bare foot and shoes.

Paris Hilton is that wild and crazy rich girl who is famous for all the wrong things. Since her rise to the celebrity status, she has came out with ten of her own personal perfume fragrances.