Beautiful Celebz

Prince William and Kate Middleton are getting married soon and the Queen of England has invited a shitload of royalty to the wedding but she accidentally forgot to invite Barack and Michelle Obama. WTF? I am sure they are too busy to attend anyway and it seems that The Queen is more interested in inviting monarchy leaders than legitimate world leaders to the event. I think that is bullshit but no one ever said the Brits were right in the head anyway.

As everyone already knows Prince William is getting married to a 24 karat piece of ass. If I were in his shoes I would be sleeping with as many women as possible with the lure of, "you could be a real life princess". That would get him a lot of tail. Anyway he settled and now his brother Prince Harry will be his best man. I am sure there is some monarchy law saying he has to be best man but the tabloids are pretty sure that he chose him.

Prince William and Kate Middleton who are probably one of the hottest couples in the tabloids and are most likely the hottest couple in the U.K. spent time away from each other this past Christmas holiday because Prince William was volunteering for some search and rescue shit and Kate spent Christmas Eve with her folks. I can't wait until they both decide to go to a beach when the weather is nicer and I actually get to see this chick in a bikini because even underneath those layers of winter clothes, I know she has a slammin' body that is just BEGGING to come out.