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Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag, also known as Speidi, have been tearing up the headlines for years now and it seems that no matter how many headlines they were making and how superficial they seemed to be, it was never enough. These two little cunts, between the two of them, had millions of dollars from The Hills but they blew on their money on shit like music production. I reported here on this blog just months back that Heidi Montag, before surgery, dumped $2 million on a new record that sold practically no copies. Of course she could have done the smart thing and released a sex tape which is like some sort of magic fairy dust when it comes to staying relevant in the tabloids but this is the bitch who did Playboy and didn't even show her nipples. What the fuck did she expect? Anyway, now they live on a $400 a week allowance from Spencer's dad. Pathetic. Truly pathetic.

It was rumored that Heidi Montag was going to divorce Spencer Pratt at the beginning of the summer but then everyone found out that the two had not split at all and had in fact been living together in a rented house in Costa Rica. Now they are saying the divorce is off. Don't they mean the publicity stunt? Anyway, no dude wants to put his dick in butterface. I mean...I do... but that would be more for the sake of me saying that I fucked Heidi Montag and not exactly a thing I would tell my best friends and expect a high five or a fist bump. Speidi still reigns on the tabloids.

All summer long we have been hearing about how Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag are going to get a divorce. And if those rumors were not tearing up the headlines, it was that a sex tape was about to be released. Turns out that both reports are total bullshit. Speidi have been bunking together in a rental home in Malibu all summer long. They duped us. I don't care really though cause I wouldn't trade anything in the world to be anything like these two douche bags. They are pretty low. Oh yea, and they trashed the house and the owners are pissed. Will they pay them back? No. I seriously doubt they can afford that.

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are in costa Rica for some weird reason and they are working on the release of this sex tape. This thing is for sure gonna happen one way or the other and everyone in the world will be able to see Heidi's bunghole for all existence. There is still no confirmation on what the numbers will be up front for the vid but I am sure it will outsell Kardashian's bullshit sex tape and may even challenge One Night In Paris. Also there is some Playmate who is gonna have some girl on girl action with Heidi but she says if her role in the film ever becomes public, she will "sue the pants off" Spencer Pratt.

It is being reported today by TMZ that Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt may have a sex tape. Spencer is the one shopping it around and Steve Hirsch of Vivid Entertainment is confirming that he is in negotiations with Spencer to sell the tape. This would fetch a pretty price tag and if the deal goes down Spencer would be able to afford all the pricey lawyers he would need to keep Heidi Montag at bay while he writes a tell-all book about her. Also, if you are looking forward to seeing the tape then you better go out and buy it because I can not post it or screenshots here. I can link to them but can't put the pics themselves up because I have been threatened one too many time by Vivid to stop using their pictures. I am looking forward to the release of this thing. If it is pre-op then it is sexy and if it is post-op then it is kind of like watching the wildlife channel.

Spencer Pratt took to his Twitter account the other day to tell the world that he is homeless and is going to move in to the Roosevelt Hotel. Now that he isn't with his fucked up wife Heidi Montag anymore it will be a little hard for him to seek out the attention he so desperately craves. Afterall, the paparazzi only took pics on those staged beach scenes to see Heidi ginormous rack.