Angelina Jolie isn't the only cunt celebrity out there to fuck up the awesome tradition that is Thanksgiving. Jessica Simpson is going to have a tofu turkey this year with her fag vegan fiance. This sounds terrible but since everyone is on Jessica's case about her weight, maybe a little vegan food is good for her. She also tells People magazine that her fiance asked everyone in the family if he could have their blessing before he popped the question to Jessica. "Everyone knew but me" she cooed.
Jessica Simpson Is Boring
Angelina Jolie isn't the only cunt celebrity out there to fuck up the awesome tradition that is Thanksgiving. Jessica Simpson is going to have a tofu turkey this year with her fag vegan fiance. This sounds terrible but since everyone is on Jessica's case about her weight, maybe a little vegan food is good for her. She also tells People magazine that her fiance asked everyone in the family if he could have their blessing before he popped the question to Jessica. "Everyone knew but me" she cooed.
