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Katy Perrys mom was at the Grammys (wtf?) and she told reporters that she wants grandkids. Russell looks like a fucking psychopath and I am genuinely afraid to see what his offspring would look like. Beisdes, these fuckers are just rustling bed springs for fun and they will never have kids. It is WAAAY to early in Katy's career to be popping out the little ones. To early in her life too. Let her sing and sell tickets to horny men in the hopes of being present when Katy finally does have some sort of wardrobe malfunction.

Katy Perry who just married British funnyman Russell Brand back in October says things are going good for them in their marriage...sexually. She says, "I have secrets and magic tricks, of course. I can't share them because then you'd all know." By magic tricks I am guessing she means anal and by secrets I guess she means she is good in any position. I would love to see some of her "secrets" and "magic tricks". Of course that psychopath she is married to will probably keep her all to himself like the selfish bastard that he is. Here to hoping for a quick divorce.

It is now official that Katy Perry has become Katy Brand. I am not sure if this will be on the cover of her future albums but we will see. She still looks hot. even for a married chick. I just hope she doesn't fuck around and get pregnant with that psychopath's baby. That would be a real bummer.

Maury Povich will sell you a young girl's virginity- Celebrity Dirty Laundry

KStew is a cry baby- Celebrity Dirty Laundry

It seems like life is just peachy for Russell Brand after taking one of the hottest hottys to hit Hollywood off the market. For this I hate him but I will forgive him quickly if he ever decides to hit record on a camcorder. He was talking to Us Weekly and mentioned that after putting on a shirt, Katy didn't like it and he said he felt like it was something out of a sitcom. Yes Russell, a very British, very corny sitcom. I couldn't imagine some bullshit like that being in a sitcom in the United States. I am sure after the interview Russell laughed and said, "It was so surreal I was waiting for a band of men to burst through the door dressed as women! Another spot o' tea?"

Recently Russel Brand, Katy Paerry's boyfriend, was asked about the future of the relationship he has with the starlet and he said "Maybe we'll make a sex tape". Of course he was only joking but that is exactly what this asshole needs to do. I hate it when people date super hot chicks who are famous and has sex with them over a million times and it never even dawns on them to make a sex tape. I know there are a lot of celebrity sex tapes out there but it is a very small number when compared to how many celebrities are actually having sex. The Olsen twins, Demi Lovato, Hayden Panettierre and a bunch of other smokin' hot hottys are out there that are willingly getting laid and no one has the record button pushed. Of course when Russel is done singing and dancing in movies and juggling for him fans like the smacked out monkey that he is, he will lose as relevance and he will need a sex tape to fall back on so when people see him when he is walking down the street they can say " Hey! YOu see that guy? He TOTALLY tapped Katy Perry's ass!" He could be a hero.

With her millions in the bank, you'd expect Katy Perry to be able to afford a decent bikini.

But as the American singer holidayed with fiance Russell Brand in Mexico yesterday, it appeared she had taken a red two-piece a few sizes too small for her.

Showing off her impressive figure in the bright bikini, it seemed the top could barely contain the 25-year-old's ample cleavage.



Perry and Brand, 34, jetted to sunny resort of Cabo San Lucas on Sunday after the pop star attended the Nickelodeon Kids' Choice Awards the previous night.

Quashing recent reports their six month romance was on the rocks, Perry admitted they have started to plan their wedding.

Brand proposed to Perry in India on New Year's Eve after just three and a half months of dating.

She said: 'He's a total bridezilla. He's like a freak, man. You should see - he's always, like, buying bride magazines. Every time we go out for breakfast he's like, "Can we just stop and get a bride magazine?"'

Enjoying the view? Russell Brand lies back on a lounger as Perry leans forward to talk to him

Perry said the couple are yet to set a date because she's currently working on her third album - a follow-up to her 2008 hit One Of The Boys.

She said: 'Well, I have to plan my new album, first and then I'm going to get to my wedding, But I'm really excited about that, too.

'Russell is a real match for me - in previous relationships I feel like I've just steamrolled the guy, so it's nice to find someone I can't do that to.'

The I Kissed A Girl singer is said to have already found her wedding dress -a two-piece outfit which will show off her toned stomach.

A source told Heat magazine: 'She knows her toned torso is her best feature, so she wants to show it off. She's also more than aware that her wedding photos will be seen the world over, so she knows her look needs to stand out.

'From the back, she wants to look like a traditional bride, with a very long train, but from the front, she wants a Vegas-style sequinned number with exposed skin.'

Perry is also rumoured to have asked pop star pal Rihanna to be one of her bridesmaids.

Katy Perry showed off her toned bikini body yesterday as she hit the beach during a sun-soaked Christmas break.

The 23-year-old, dressed in a green two-piece, is spending the festive period in Mexico with her boyfriend Travis McCoy lead singer of Gym Class Heroes.

However the singer didn't appear to be enjoying herself and could barely manage a smile despite her attentive beau's attempts to cheer her up.

The 23-year-old showed off her toned body in a tiny green bikini

Last week the I Kissed A Girl singer denied that she was engaged to McCoy after it was reported that he had proposed to her with a diamond ring during a holiday in France.

The 27-year-old has previously credited Perry for helping him to turn his life around during a dark period of depression.

"There was this really, really dark point about two years ago when I just hit rock bottom... and I called Katy who was in L.A. at the time and said to her, 'Do you mind coming out and keeping me company?

Perry is spending the festive period in Mexico with her boyfriend Travis McCoy lead singer of Gym Class Heroes

Why so blue? Perry's boyfriend McCoy attempts to cheer her up

'I'm not in a good state of mind right now,'' he told WENN last month.

"I honestly think had she not come, I really don't think I would be here right now.

"Without even talking, she just listened. I truly believe that she saved my life.'

Perry recently admitted that she is planning to shock her fans in 2009.

A happier Katy gets into the Christmas spirit at the Z100 Jingle Ball 2008 at Madison Square Gardens earlier this month

The star said she would keep her supporters guessing in the upcoming twelve months.

You're gonna see me with all kinds of different things,' she told the Daily Star.

'Maybe you won't expect it, but that's what I like to do - keep people on their toes.'

Perry added that she had no intention of following the trends set by established artists.

‘What's the point of being in pop if you're going to be a wind-up doll?’ she asked.

Kissing this girl is probably the last thing on Katy Perry's mind as she lies face down in the hay during a drink-fuelled girl-on-girl wrestling match.

But the I Kissed a Girl singer certainly seemed to like getting physical with the sexy brunette during a 10-minute wrestling match in a field at a wild festival after party.

The photograph was taken in the U.S. last month - and it proves the singing sensation knows how to let her hair down.



Katy only stopped the 'fight' when her rocker boyfriend Travis McCoy stepped in and dragged her away.

Her pert rear was on show for all to see in a trademark skimpy outfit as Gym Class Heroes star Travis carried her off over his shoulder.

Katy is rescued by boyfriend Travis McCoy and show off her rear in the process

Fellow revellers told how Katy 'dominated' the impromptu tussle with her brunette opponent, who was her merchandising girl on the Warped Tour music festival in the U.S. last month.

But perhaps it is a good idea that the 23-year-old star doesn't give up the day job - because her rival seems to have got the better of her as she sat astride Katy with her face pushed into the hay.

Katy looking decidedly more civilised

Singer Katy Perry has got a new crush. The I Kissed A Girl singer has revealed she's fallen in love with the city of London, and is planning to buy a home in the capital.

The 23-year Californian has been on a whistlestop tour of the UK, and has clearly been enjoying the sights and sounds of the city.

Katy revealed her plans following her highly anticipated debut show at tiny venue Water Rats Theatre in Kings Cross last night.



She told the crowd: 'Thanks for popping my cork, London, it's been really messy. I love this city and I want to get a flat here.'

Despite being at Number One with her hit song for five weeks, the raunchy singer played in front of a sold out audience of just 200 people.

The curvy brunette took to the stage wearing a cleavage baring red top and black high-waisted shirts in her signature - and soon to be much copied - retro style.

Hot pants: Katy put on raunchy show for the tiny crowd of 200 fans who were lucky enough to get tickets

As well as performing forthcoming single Hot N’Cold, the other highlight was the saucy I Kissed A Girl, which she launched into after pretending to be on the phone to her mother, a religious woman who has condemned the song’s message and Katy’s recent onstage kiss with a female fan.

Earlier this week she was seen enjoying a piggyback with flamboyant singer Mika at the Serpentine Gallery's summer party in London's Hyde Park.

But those fans that misssed out on her performance, she's set to return later this month, to play the much larger Scala in Kings Cross.

Katy showed her talent on stage in London and will return to play a larger venue later this month

Katy commanded the stage at venue Water Rats last night

Controversial singer Katy Perry looks as if she's not content to just kiss the girls as she donned a sugar pink wedding dress during a video shoot.

Although as the writer and performer of hit song 'I Kissed A Girl', it's not clear whether she would be kissing the groom or one of the bridesmaids.

The leggy American was seen walking on the set of the video for follow-up single 'Hot and Cold'.

Take a load off: Katy takes a break on set. She looks stunning in a white playsuit and pink fishnets

It wasn't all plain sailing though, as while Katy walked from her trailer to a church on set, one of her handlers stepped on her dress causing her to trip.

But she soon regained her composure, and happily waved to fans.

The 23-year-old, who's antics include leaping of into the crowd at a gig to kiss a 16-year-old lesbian fan, is still at the top of the charts for the fourth week in a row with her worldwide hit.

Katy, who was raised in a strict religious household in Santa Barbara, she insists she's not your average bubblegum pop starlet.

She said: 'I don't care who I'm compared to as long as people listen to the music.'

Top billing: The singer has been at number 1 in the UK pop charts for four weeks

American born Katy’s parents, both evangelical Christian preachers, recently spoke out to say they are deeply ashamed of the star for ‘promoting a sin’.

Her mother, Mary Hudson, declared: ‘I hate the song. It clearly promotes homosexuality and its message is shameful and disgusting.'

But clearly the famously uninhibited singer has no plans to change her behaviour. She recently stripped off to have a plaster cast made of her 32DD bust in front of MTV's television cameras.

But it was all for a good cause - the cast will be sold to raise funds for breast cancer research on website Keep-A-Breast.org.

Katy Perry, whose "I Kissed a Girl" was one of the summer's top songs, films a video for her new single, "Hot N Cold." in Los Angeles.

Famously uninhibited star Katy Perry remained true to form during her latest television appearance.

The I Kissed A Girl singer stripped off to have a plaster cast made of her 32DD bust in front of MTV's television cameras.



But it was all for a good cause - the mold will be sold to raise funds for breast cancer research on website Keep-A-Breast.org.

The 23-year-old, who's antics include leaping of into the crowd at a gig to kiss a 16-year-old lesbian fan, is still at the top of the charts for the fourth week in a row with her worldwide hit.

Katy, who was raised in a strict religious household in Santa Barbara, she insists she's not your average bubblegum pop starlet.

She says: 'Pop stars are hard to relate to because they're afraid people will exploit their flaws. I, on the other hand, celebrate my flaws.'

Good cause: The mold will be sold to raise money for a breast cancer charity