Showing posts with label Russell Brand. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Russell Brand. Show all posts
Katy Perry's Mom Wants Grandkids
Katy Perrys mom was at the Grammys (wtf?) and she told reporters that she wants grandkids. Russell looks like a fucking psychopath and I am genuinely afraid to see what his offspring would look like. Beisdes, these fuckers are just rustling bed springs for fun and they will never have kids. It is WAAAY to early in Katy's career to be popping out the little ones. To early in her life too. Let her sing and sell tickets to horny men in the hopes of being present when Katy finally does have some sort of wardrobe malfunction.
Katy Perry Is Good In The Sack
Katy Perry who just married British funnyman Russell Brand back in October says things are going good for them in their marriage...sexually. She says, "I have secrets and magic tricks, of course. I can't share them because then you'd all know." By magic tricks I am guessing she means anal and by secrets I guess she means she is good in any position. I would love to see some of her "secrets" and "magic tricks". Of course that psychopath she is married to will probably keep her all to himself like the selfish bastard that he is. Here to hoping for a quick divorce.
Ladies And Gentlemen, I Give You... Katy Brand
It is now official that Katy Perry has become Katy Brand. I am not sure if this will be on the cover of her future albums but we will see. She still looks hot. even for a married chick. I just hope she doesn't fuck around and get pregnant with that psychopath's baby. That would be a real bummer.
Russell Brand Lives In A Sitcom
It seems like life is just peachy for Russell Brand after taking one of the hottest hottys to hit Hollywood off the market. For this I hate him but I will forgive him quickly if he ever decides to hit record on a camcorder. He was talking to Us Weekly and mentioned that after putting on a shirt, Katy didn't like it and he said he felt like it was something out of a sitcom. Yes Russell, a very British, very corny sitcom. I couldn't imagine some bullshit like that being in a sitcom in the United States. I am sure after the interview Russell laughed and said, "It was so surreal I was waiting for a band of men to burst through the door dressed as women! Another spot o' tea?"
Now tacky Russell Brand resorts to chatting up drag queens
Notorious Lothario Russell Brand is often seen out with an attractive young lady by his side.
But now the flamboyant star has taken his womanising ways to new lengths by getting cosy with a couple of drag queens.
The 33-year-old looked in his element as he posed with a glamorous dolly bird on each arm at the End of Summer Ball in London last night.
It was a busy evening for Brand who managed to squeeze two parties into his night on the town.
After the charity ball in Berkeley Square he headed to the BritFlick Productions launch party.
And along with another party the ladies' man had another set of lovelies on his arm, as he headed to the bash at Vendome in Knightsbridge.
Brand recently announced the break-up of a three-month relationship with Australian Teresa Palmer, describing himself as 'footloose and fancy free'.
The comedian has returned to the UK after a controversial performance at the MTV Video Awards earlier this month.
His act faced a huge backlash after he urged the U.S. public to vote for Barack Obama 'on behalf of the world' and called President Bush a 'retarded cowboy'.
The comic actor will soon be making his debut for Disney in a new Adam Sandler film called Bedtimes Stories.
But now the flamboyant star has taken his womanising ways to new lengths by getting cosy with a couple of drag queens.
The 33-year-old looked in his element as he posed with a glamorous dolly bird on each arm at the End of Summer Ball in London last night.
Lothario: Russell Brand looks in his element between two drag queens at the End of Summer Ball in London
It was a busy evening for Brand who managed to squeeze two parties into his night on the town.
After the charity ball in Berkeley Square he headed to the BritFlick Productions launch party.
And along with another party the ladies' man had another set of lovelies on his arm, as he headed to the bash at Vendome in Knightsbridge.
Busy night: Brand split his time among more than one party... and more than one girl
Brand recently announced the break-up of a three-month relationship with Australian Teresa Palmer, describing himself as 'footloose and fancy free'.
The comedian has returned to the UK after a controversial performance at the MTV Video Awards earlier this month.
His act faced a huge backlash after he urged the U.S. public to vote for Barack Obama 'on behalf of the world' and called President Bush a 'retarded cowboy'.
The comic actor will soon be making his debut for Disney in a new Adam Sandler film called Bedtimes Stories.
Ladies' man: Russell hits the BritFlick Productions launch party at Vendome in London with a string of beauties
His crass antics have sparked outrage in the U.S., so has Russell Brand gone too far this time?
Russell Brand has not been sleeping well. During times of stress he is prone to grind his teeth at night, which keeps him awake. The purpose-made gumshield he wears to bed is not helping.
His friends say that late nights at his rented house in Hollywood have seen the British comic slumped in front of the television, flicking channels, his trademark tumbleweed hair flat and lank and his kohl-rimmed eyes smudged and puffy.
The flamboyant 33-year-old presenter-turned-actor is feeling the pressure over his latest disastrous attempt to conquer America.
He and his team of handlers have had to launch a damage-limitation operation after his crude starring performance as the host of last week's MTV awards made him America's public enemy No 1.
Which is quite an achievement, given that until recently most Americans didn't have the faintest idea who he was.
Seldom can one performance have been received so badly. All week, Brand has been the subject of increasing vilification on websites and blogs following his series of ill-judged jokes as he compered the awards in Los Angeles.
Just to recap: There was his onstage description of the U.S. President as 'a retarded cowboy'.
Then he upset religious groups by describing Britney Spears as a female Christ.
That was followed by his forced apology after making lewd comments suggesting he had sex with a member of Christian boyband the Jonas Brothers, who all wear silver 'purity rings' marking their pledge to remain virgins until marriage.
Stateside, audiences were shocked by his ribald humour, most of which does not bear repeating, but included unfortunate comments about the President's surname and references to Brand's unorthodox use of a cherry ChapStick.
Suffice to say, America didn't get the joke. MTV's website has been swamped with cries of protest and the company has been forced to admit Brand's performance was 'off colour'. Which is something of an understatement.
Since last week's show there have been calls for a boycott of the station because Brand's comments have been construed as an insult to U.S. troops.
Christian organisations have joined the attack and the entertainer has incurred the ire of the American Association of People with Disabilities for his use of the word 'retard'.
What a relief, then, that MTV executives saw fit to tone down Brand's original script, which described Sarah Palin's pregnant daughter Bristol as 'a little slut'.
Some commentators are even putting the Republican's opinion poll bounce down to Brand, who pleaded with the celebrity audience to vote for Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama. Which might be taking things too far.
But that has not stopped Brand being described on MTV's website as an 'ugly British no-name celeb'.
The TMZ website has been abuzz with demands for Brand to be sent home in disgrace.
And the American Press has joined the Brand-bashing. Oh dear. No wonder the Essex-born Brand and his U.S. management team are panicking.
The star has been trying to put a positive spin on proceedings, claiming the award show's producer has asked him to sign up for next year's event - a statement which was met with more than a little nervous coughing by MTV executives.
One told me this week: 'Nobody wants to admit they screwed up by hiring Russell. Russell has to be backed publicly. But there's no way he'll be hosting the show next year.'
One could be forgiven for imagining that MTV might have learned from its mistakes.
Brand was sacked from its UK arm in 2001 when, just after the 9/11 attacks, he attempted to interview Kylie Minogue dressed as Osama bin Laden.
He would later blame this 'error of judgment' on his twin addictions to heroin and crack, which he gave up two years later when his manager John Noel ordered him to do a stint in rehab.
The problem for his handlers is that, even clean, Brand remains a loose cannon.
Just take his performance in Northampton two months ago. Brand tried to get a laugh by telling jokes about a spate of sex attacks in the town's underpasses.
Then he borrowed the phone of a member of the audience and called the police.
Brand told the police operator he had seen a man fitting the description of the attacker:
'He was wearing a lime green top and polka-dot trousers, and I thought, "Well, look at the state of him."' When the operator asked Brand for his number, he added: 'I didn't know this was a dating line. Would you be interested in going out for dinner?'
He then sang Just The Two Of Us until the operator hung up.
All of which is incredibly juvenile behaviour. He was condemned by rape charities and was forced to issue an apology.
Many would say this was a crass attempt by Brand to get a cheap joke out of the suffering of others. How else can one explain another attempt at so-called humour, when the comedian - who first came to prominence in 2004 hosting the Big Brother spin-off Big Brother's Big Mouth - joked on TV last year about children with cancer losing their hair to chemotherapy?
Even so, he has become the nom du jour of the British entertainment industry with his own show on Radio 2, a football column in The Guardian and a starring role in the Britflick remake of St Trinian's.
Meanwhile, his autobiography, My Booky Wook, has sold 500,000 copies since its release last year. It chronicles his upbringing as the only son of divorced parents in Grays, Essex, his childhood battles with bulimia and self-harming, and his taste for prostitutes.
Interwoven into this tackfest are details of his fling with Kate Moss and his stays in rehab to deal with his addiction to sex. He also chronicles his struggle to achieve fame at any price.
One of the many lows includes bathing naked with a homeless man for his little-watched satellite TV show in 2002.
Brand has ambitiously set his cap at movie stardom. Earlier this year, he starred as a Mick-Jagger-like rock star in Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
He has also cultivated a new best friend in comedy-A-lister Adam Sandler. The two will star together in upcoming Disney movie Bedtime Stories.
But Brand has developed an overblown notion of his own importance. He recently told one interviewer: 'I'm very aware that, like Bowie or Madonna, I have to keep moving.'
As befits his growing fame, Brand has acquired a Hollywood girlfriend, Australian-born actress Teresa Palmer.
And he has put in an application to trademark himself so he can lend his name to everything from sunglasses to playing cards.
In June, he signed a two-book deal worth £1.5 million with publishers HarperCollins. It has all rather gone to his head.
Brand was set to star as himself in the film version of My Booky Wook. But the comedian has announced: 'I was really excited to play myself, but that was before I hit it big in Hollywood. If they make a film about me, I won't be starring in it.'
Hardly surprisingly, sources close to Brand told me that the project has been quietly shelved.
A source said: 'Russell's saying there is no such thing as bad publicity, but he's rattled. Despite his shambolic act, he is one of the most driven people I have ever met. He has lain awake at night dreaming of making it big in America, and just as he thought he was about to crack it, it could all be taken away from him.'
As for the ambitious star, he says: 'I don't pretend to enjoy anonymity.'
But unless he learns from this latest mistake, it might just be a state of affairs he will have to get used to.
His friends say that late nights at his rented house in Hollywood have seen the British comic slumped in front of the television, flicking channels, his trademark tumbleweed hair flat and lank and his kohl-rimmed eyes smudged and puffy.
The flamboyant 33-year-old presenter-turned-actor is feeling the pressure over his latest disastrous attempt to conquer America.
He and his team of handlers have had to launch a damage-limitation operation after his crude starring performance as the host of last week's MTV awards made him America's public enemy No 1.
Which is quite an achievement, given that until recently most Americans didn't have the faintest idea who he was.
Seldom can one performance have been received so badly. All week, Brand has been the subject of increasing vilification on websites and blogs following his series of ill-judged jokes as he compered the awards in Los Angeles.
Just to recap: There was his onstage description of the U.S. President as 'a retarded cowboy'.
Then he upset religious groups by describing Britney Spears as a female Christ.
That was followed by his forced apology after making lewd comments suggesting he had sex with a member of Christian boyband the Jonas Brothers, who all wear silver 'purity rings' marking their pledge to remain virgins until marriage.
Stateside, audiences were shocked by his ribald humour, most of which does not bear repeating, but included unfortunate comments about the President's surname and references to Brand's unorthodox use of a cherry ChapStick.
Flamboyant: Russell with burlesque dancers at the 2007 Brit Awards
Suffice to say, America didn't get the joke. MTV's website has been swamped with cries of protest and the company has been forced to admit Brand's performance was 'off colour'. Which is something of an understatement.
Since last week's show there have been calls for a boycott of the station because Brand's comments have been construed as an insult to U.S. troops.
Christian organisations have joined the attack and the entertainer has incurred the ire of the American Association of People with Disabilities for his use of the word 'retard'.
What a relief, then, that MTV executives saw fit to tone down Brand's original script, which described Sarah Palin's pregnant daughter Bristol as 'a little slut'.
Some commentators are even putting the Republican's opinion poll bounce down to Brand, who pleaded with the celebrity audience to vote for Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama. Which might be taking things too far.
But that has not stopped Brand being described on MTV's website as an 'ugly British no-name celeb'.
The TMZ website has been abuzz with demands for Brand to be sent home in disgrace.
Russell made his name in the U.S. with a role in the film 'Forgetting Sarah Marshall' ... but his stand-up hasn't been as well-received by Americans
And the American Press has joined the Brand-bashing. Oh dear. No wonder the Essex-born Brand and his U.S. management team are panicking.
The star has been trying to put a positive spin on proceedings, claiming the award show's producer has asked him to sign up for next year's event - a statement which was met with more than a little nervous coughing by MTV executives.
One told me this week: 'Nobody wants to admit they screwed up by hiring Russell. Russell has to be backed publicly. But there's no way he'll be hosting the show next year.'
One could be forgiven for imagining that MTV might have learned from its mistakes.
Brand was sacked from its UK arm in 2001 when, just after the 9/11 attacks, he attempted to interview Kylie Minogue dressed as Osama bin Laden.
He would later blame this 'error of judgment' on his twin addictions to heroin and crack, which he gave up two years later when his manager John Noel ordered him to do a stint in rehab.
The problem for his handlers is that, even clean, Brand remains a loose cannon.
Latest love: Russell with his girlfriend Teresa Palmer
Just take his performance in Northampton two months ago. Brand tried to get a laugh by telling jokes about a spate of sex attacks in the town's underpasses.
Then he borrowed the phone of a member of the audience and called the police.
Brand told the police operator he had seen a man fitting the description of the attacker:
'He was wearing a lime green top and polka-dot trousers, and I thought, "Well, look at the state of him."' When the operator asked Brand for his number, he added: 'I didn't know this was a dating line. Would you be interested in going out for dinner?'
He then sang Just The Two Of Us until the operator hung up.
All of which is incredibly juvenile behaviour. He was condemned by rape charities and was forced to issue an apology.
Many would say this was a crass attempt by Brand to get a cheap joke out of the suffering of others. How else can one explain another attempt at so-called humour, when the comedian - who first came to prominence in 2004 hosting the Big Brother spin-off Big Brother's Big Mouth - joked on TV last year about children with cancer losing their hair to chemotherapy?
Even so, he has become the nom du jour of the British entertainment industry with his own show on Radio 2, a football column in The Guardian and a starring role in the Britflick remake of St Trinian's.
Meanwhile, his autobiography, My Booky Wook, has sold 500,000 copies since its release last year. It chronicles his upbringing as the only son of divorced parents in Grays, Essex, his childhood battles with bulimia and self-harming, and his taste for prostitutes.
Interwoven into this tackfest are details of his fling with Kate Moss and his stays in rehab to deal with his addiction to sex. He also chronicles his struggle to achieve fame at any price.
One of the many lows includes bathing naked with a homeless man for his little-watched satellite TV show in 2002.
Brand has ambitiously set his cap at movie stardom. Earlier this year, he starred as a Mick-Jagger-like rock star in Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
He has also cultivated a new best friend in comedy-A-lister Adam Sandler. The two will star together in upcoming Disney movie Bedtime Stories.
But Brand has developed an overblown notion of his own importance. He recently told one interviewer: 'I'm very aware that, like Bowie or Madonna, I have to keep moving.'
As befits his growing fame, Brand has acquired a Hollywood girlfriend, Australian-born actress Teresa Palmer.
And he has put in an application to trademark himself so he can lend his name to everything from sunglasses to playing cards.
In June, he signed a two-book deal worth £1.5 million with publishers HarperCollins. It has all rather gone to his head.
Brand was set to star as himself in the film version of My Booky Wook. But the comedian has announced: 'I was really excited to play myself, but that was before I hit it big in Hollywood. If they make a film about me, I won't be starring in it.'
Hardly surprisingly, sources close to Brand told me that the project has been quietly shelved.
A source said: 'Russell's saying there is no such thing as bad publicity, but he's rattled. Despite his shambolic act, he is one of the most driven people I have ever met. He has lain awake at night dreaming of making it big in America, and just as he thought he was about to crack it, it could all be taken away from him.'
As for the ambitious star, he says: 'I don't pretend to enjoy anonymity.'
But unless he learns from this latest mistake, it might just be a state of affairs he will have to get used to.
Russell! Now lothario Brand is pictured with Jordan lookalike
Lothario Russell Brand is usually more than happy to show off his many conquests.
But the star seemed less than pleased to be pictured as he left a London nightclub with a Jordan lookalike at 3am.
Brand – looking slightly-worse-for-wear – kept the party going by passing a bottle of alcohol around the back of his car as he left the Embassy club with the blonde and her pal.
The 33-year-old has returned to the UK after a controversial performance at the MTV Video Awards last week.
He reportedly enjoyed an intimate dinner with Britney Spears at Hollywood's Little Red Door restaurant just hours after the event although the pair arrived and left separately in an apparent effort to avoid being photographed together.
It seems the two formed a bond at the show, where the British comedian played host while the triumphant singer scooped three awards.
Just hours before their romantic dinner, Brand told reporters he was back on the prowl after a three-month relationship with Australian Teresa Palmer, describing himself as 'footloose and fancy free'.
The playboy, who has dated Kate Moss and Sadie Frost, had previously said he had fallen in love with Palmer, even going so far as to say: 'There's no more womanising.'
But the star seemed less than pleased to be pictured as he left a London nightclub with a Jordan lookalike at 3am.
Brand – looking slightly-worse-for-wear – kept the party going by passing a bottle of alcohol around the back of his car as he left the Embassy club with the blonde and her pal.
Sheepish: The star hides behind dark glasses as he leaves the Embassy nightclub in London on Sunday with a mystery blonde
The 33-year-old has returned to the UK after a controversial performance at the MTV Video Awards last week.
He reportedly enjoyed an intimate dinner with Britney Spears at Hollywood's Little Red Door restaurant just hours after the event although the pair arrived and left separately in an apparent effort to avoid being photographed together.
Party animal: Bleary-eyed Brand passes a bottle of alcohol around the car
It seems the two formed a bond at the show, where the British comedian played host while the triumphant singer scooped three awards.
Just hours before their romantic dinner, Brand told reporters he was back on the prowl after a three-month relationship with Australian Teresa Palmer, describing himself as 'footloose and fancy free'.
The playboy, who has dated Kate Moss and Sadie Frost, had previously said he had fallen in love with Palmer, even going so far as to say: 'There's no more womanising.'
Hands on: Russell and Britney at the MTV Video Music Awards last Sunday, the pair reportedly had dinner together later that night
Russell Brand gets a cheeky flash and an on-air kiss from the Loose Women
Raucous comedian Russell Brand made a surprise appearance on Loose Women today - and was shocked when host Denise Welch gave him a flashed of her ample chest.
The funny man made the surprise visit to the show to shock Carol McGiffin, 47, who had been involved in a playful row with Russell after he said she would pay him to sleep with her.
She thought she had missed out on a chance to bed Brand when she discovered the sex addict had taken a vow of celibacy after receiving treatment in a rehab centre in America.
But she was left lost for words when he appeared on the show for a Christmas kiss.
Russell, 32, said: "I came here to discuss the price."
He then moaned: "I've been misled - the show is called Loose Women but so far no one has done anything loose."
Following which, to the delight of Russell, Denise, 49, lifted her top to reveal her flesh-coloured bra.
A happy Russell said: "I'm really glad I came. I've seen someone's boobs."
He said he was a fan of the ITV show and joked: "I sit watching Carol fondling myself rehearsing this moment in my dreams."
And she replied: "It's absolutely unbelievable. Thank you. I'm having a serious hot flush."
Carol, once married to comic Chris Evans but now single, refused to lift her shirt, turning down the requests of Russell, who has claimed to have taken a vow of celibacy.
She said: "He's given up now and I haven't had my turn yet."
The funny man made the surprise visit to the show to shock Carol McGiffin, 47, who had been involved in a playful row with Russell after he said she would pay him to sleep with her.
She thought she had missed out on a chance to bed Brand when she discovered the sex addict had taken a vow of celibacy after receiving treatment in a rehab centre in America.
Carol, who was once married to Chris Evans but now single, refused to lift her shirt, but gave Russell a kiss
The sex-crazed funny man was delighted when Denise Welch, 49, lifted her top to show off her ample assets
But she was left lost for words when he appeared on the show for a Christmas kiss.
Russell, 32, said: "I came here to discuss the price."
He then moaned: "I've been misled - the show is called Loose Women but so far no one has done anything loose."
Carol, 47, had been involved in a playful row with Russell after he said she would have to pay him to sleep with her
Russell, 32, told Carol: 'I came here to discuss the price'
Following which, to the delight of Russell, Denise, 49, lifted her top to reveal her flesh-coloured bra.
A happy Russell said: "I'm really glad I came. I've seen someone's boobs."
He said he was a fan of the ITV show and joked: "I sit watching Carol fondling myself rehearsing this moment in my dreams."
And she replied: "It's absolutely unbelievable. Thank you. I'm having a serious hot flush."
Carol, once married to comic Chris Evans but now single, refused to lift her shirt, turning down the requests of Russell, who has claimed to have taken a vow of celibacy.
She said: "He's given up now and I haven't had my turn yet."
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