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Apparently Snooki is a role model to some kids and any parent who lets their kid watch Jersey Shore should be locked up for child abuse. Anyway, here is a pic of Snooki making over an 11-year-old. WTF does an 11-year-old know about going out and getting wasted and making an ass of herself for the whole world to see on MTV? Nothing I hope.

Jersey Shore's Snooki says she is sick of her nickname but if it wasn't for the bizarre nickname, I doubt people would know who she is. I have got it again and again from old people when I talk about Snooki they all say the same thing. "What's a Snooki?" Anyway, I like this chick a lot and her real name is Nicole Polizzi which is super boring so I hope she sticks with Snooki. Now if she wanted to go into movies or sitcoms or something that meant she would have to actually be talented, then yes, I would like to see a change but that is never gonna happen so she may as well stay up in Jersey and continue to get drunk and smoosh. She wrote a book which is getting shit reviews but she will not shut the fuck up on Twitter ( @Sn00ki ) about all the book signings that she is doing. I guess the promoters figured that tons of people would show up just because it is Snooki but I doubt anyone who actually bought a book will read past page three because it is superficial bullshit that was jotted down by a ghost writer while Snooki sat on a couch half passed out mumbling bullshit that she likes about Jersey. Loser.
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Snooki thinks that since she is on a hit show on MTV that all of a sudden the world wants to hear what she has to say. Luckily, this is not an autobiography and it is just something completely made up. I watched almost the full season of Jersey Shore when they were in Miami and I don't remember any scenes where Snooki was huddled down in a den with reading glasses on going over chapter after chapter of her "novel", getting it ready for publication. No, she has a ghost writer. I am sure she saw how successful Lauren Conrad was with her post-reality author career and thought she could cash in as well. The only difference is that Lauren's books are actually good and got amazing reviews from many papers and book clubs and there was a huge demand for a second novel so we got "Sweet Little Lies" and I have it on my amazon.com wishlist. I am sure people will pick up Snooki's book and read it just because it has her face on the cover and then give it shit reviews cause all this girl is good at doing is getting drunk and "smooshing".

Snooki who attempted to get a glass ball with her inside to drop on New Years Eve instead of the classic, stupid looking disco ball they drop every year was banned from Times Square. Instead a similar ball with a lit up "Snooki" sign will drop in Jersey Shore. I love Snooki for being the superficial loser she is but there is something so pathetic about her that I love her. She is awesome. Even though Jersey Shore sucks.

Justin Bieber trading cards. Jesus God- Celebrity Dirty Laundry

By popular demand (according to Google Webmaster Tools) a lot of you freak-a-leeks wanna see Snooki naked on my blog so I am going to go ahead and post this for you pervs out there. Not that there is anything wrong with being a pervert but there are hotter chicks out there to obsess over. The hello and goodbye part? It is basically to inform readers of my blog that I will not specialize in celebrity nudity anymore. Not that I will not be linking to it or talking about it. I will very much so continue to do that but it seems that within hours of me posting nude celeb pics, I get blocks put on my blog by blogger telling me to remove them or Google will shut my shit down. I remember the golden days of celebrity nudity where I could post just about anything I wanted and people could rely on this blog to find it but with popularity, comes a price. I am also trying to make my blog a little more PG-13 and a little less R because let's face it, I will never compete with Egotastic or other gossip blogs that have EVERY single celeb nude pic and photoshoot. So this is me telling you that this blog is about to become a little more SFW and if you hesitated opeing this blog on your work computer, fear no more. I will continue to use four letter words and if shit like that offends you, see ya. Enjoy the pic. xoxo.

If there is anyone in thew world that should be promoting safe sex it is Snooki. Not only because she likes to "smush" all the time but because I would not wanna see this superficial chick be responsible for another human beings well being. Her birthday is going to be sponsored by Lifestyle condoms and I am sure she is going to make a fortune off of it. I am not all that big a fan of Jersey Shore but I think the majority of their cast members are pretty cool and I LOVE Snooki. If you are not already, follow her on Twitter ( @Sn00ki )